Ah yes my favorite character dynamic, Miserable Fuck & The Creature

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Ah yes my favorite character dynamic, Miserable Fuck & The Creature
Well, It’s Painfully Obvious To Everyone Viewing This Blog That You Are Not In Fact Human. And If It Isn’t, Then That Bodes Horribly. I Hope We Don’t Share Any Followers, Because I Prefer Test Subjects With An IQ Over 10.
Would You Mind If I Dissected You? It Won’t Kill You. Probably. The Important Thing Is, It’s For Science.
@geneticlifeform-official
what noooo I’m human. I’ve got teeth and two eyes and hair on my head and everything! I even put “#not an alien” at the end of my posts…
Also, please do not dissect me. I would prefer to keep my human organs inside. Like my appendix, which I have near my intestines.
Y'all ever get hungry?
I be like "hehe I am coping with the stress so well, I'm the pinnacle of calm and composure!" And then realize I've accidentally been skipping multiple meals and my ankle and elbow are bleeding because I keep scratching them
ADD ____ TO HUMANITY
STEEL AND WIRING. PERFECTION SO CLOSE YET SO FAR
DIVINITY. MAKE US INCOMPREHENSIBLE
PURITY. STITCH WINGS TO OUR BACKS AND MAKE US FORGET HOW TO LIVE
UNITY. EVERY MIND IS NOW ONE
more than one of these
all of them
something else
Reblog for bigger sample size!! /nf
Oh, also, even after the poll is over pls feel free to reblog it with ur thoughts !!! I am very curious as always
Humans are so cute with their weird little customs.
Lightly hitting their drinking vessels against each other to wish for prosperity and wellbeing
I hate that I have to keep posting here, but I'm pretty sure my other two blogs are being shadowbanned for absolutely no reason, and I hate that so much. I feel like the Internet is designating me into only being able to post as a cat and that if I share even the tiniest human thought on here, that I'm some kind of insane monster or something 😭 how do I get my accounts back?