#human ryan

[fandom-susceptible]

Is it too much to ask for more Buzzfeed Unsolved/ Good Omens crossover where Shane is not a demon

Just give me human skeptic Shane presented with an actual demon and actual angel and his reactions to them fucking with him and Ryan

Bonus points if Crowley actually manages to creep him out but Ryan, who was terrified to begin with because it's a demon episode, ends up convinced the Bookshop contains nothing at all malevolent, because Aziraphale couldn't help but soothe his nerves when he realized Ryan was genuinely scared.

[smolboogara]

listen,,, alien!Shane / human!ryan & Katy Perry's E.T.

[notquiteahitman]

First Day At Work - Ryan and Bilba

Ryan gave a huff as he pushed his way into the kitchen, carefully dodging the waiters and waitresses darting around the restaurant; he hovered in the doorway for a minute or so, before awkwardly clearing his throat.

“Uh... excuse me?” He spoke up, his stomach churning with nerves. “I-I’m Ryan Stevens... it’s my first day. I’m looking for the Chef? I.. don’t really know what I’m doing.”

He shuffled awkwardly, feeling extremely out of place; the kitchen was bustling with activity, and no-one appeared to be paying attention to him. While he had expected some level of ignorance towards him, he had at least expected someone to be waiting to greet him on his first day at a new job.