#humankitekyle

[kennyrnccorrnick]

Hmm is it voyeurism if you like watching someone else masturbate? Or vice-versa?

Eh, no. Not really. It's, a form of that- it is that, but no one is going to consider you a Voyeur if you just like watching people masturbate. It's more the interest of watching people doing intimate acts as a whole. 

[kennyrnccorrnick]

Anyone you think of sexually that you didn't think was possible, Kenny?

It's always possible to think about someone, dude. Personally, I've probably thought about everyone I'm close to at one point No idea why- it just happens.

[flaming-fatass]

humankitekyle said: [[cAN I PLS DRAW THIS

Pls do. ;;v; 

[headstrongfuckingrebel]

how the fuck do i math again? [private, Humankitekyle]

It had been forever since she studied with a partner. Perhaps it would be advisable to say that she’d rather work alone because working with someone seemed to take forever and she was a rather impatient person. But since she was asked- well, they were both asked to tutor each other and it was for extra credit, she thought she’d better do it.

She knew Kyle was smart, from what she heard anyways. Hope never really knew him all that well. She just saw him in the halls on her way to class. Maybe they had two or three of the same classes, but she never paid any attention. She was focused on her education, not socializing.

Hope was waiting patiently in the library. To be completely honest, she was actually kind of excited. She’d be able to meet someone new and maybe even be friends with them. The Sagittarius never really had friends there, and it was pretty lonely. She didn’t mind being alone, she just wasn’t fond of being lonely. And Kyle was responsible for helping her with math, like she was helping him with science.

Math was her arch nemesis.

Her light, but bright green eyes glanced at the door from time to time, just keeping a look out for him. Her auburn but mostly red hair was very noticeable under the bright light at the desk where they were going to work at. And her white as fuck skin made her seem ghostly.

It was a good thing there was air conditioning in the building, otherwise she’d be sweating from wearing her black Call of Duty jacket and mostly black sweatpants. And her scarf.

Yeah, she made sure to cover herself up. It was just a Hope thing- she didn’t like showing off anything at all, and felt very uncomfortable about it.

Hope sat there patiently once more, tapping her foot time to time.

[not-the-coon]

Closed Starter for humankitekyle

Eric Cartman was lounging around on his basement couch, waiting. The waiting was killing him. Every five seconds he would glance over to where he had Kyle chained to the water pipe to see if he was awake yet. Every time he was disappointed. He shoved his hand into the nearly empty bag of Cheesy Poofs with a disgruntled expression and crammed another handful into his mouth. Cartman was about to get up and awaken Kyle himself when he heard a small grumble coming from his direction, followed by the rattling of chains. He put the snack bag down and wiped his hands on his jeans before happily prancing over to where he had Kyle chained up. "I see you're awake, my sweet," he taunted, his voice soft yet dripping with wickedness.

[not-the-coon]

♜

((oooh I like this one))Cartman’s mind was fogged and his head was pounding as he woke up in the incredibly comfortable king-size bed of a fancy Vegas hotel room. He was immediately aware of the body heat of another next to him. He sat up instantly when he turned to see Kyle laying asleep in the bed next to him, shirtless. He was half curious and half scared as he wondered if he was wearing pants or even boxers. Say something, dumbass, he thought to himself. Instead of finding words in his flustered state, he simply cleared his throat, hoping it would be enough to rouse him.

[zemolexshittyxidiots]

Take me

Put “Take Me” in my ask box and I’ll generate a number from 1-60 and give you a sentence starter!

36. “You talk way too much. Maybe I should gag you.”humankitekyle

[amazingike-archive]

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