#humanmeat

[thebaddoggo]

longpig

Longpig? Who's hungry?

[finns-realgf]

adventure time SONA!!!! meet MEAT princess yeah heh I’m so og

(Meat princess) me x Finn yeah uh huh

I wish I could get some free fanartttttuhhhh….

okay fun facts about my sona^_^!!!!

- It’s not specified what kind of meat she’s made of, but some dialogue would imply that she’s made of human meat

- meat kingdom is made out of meat. EVERYTHING. The floors, houses, walls, etc. To prevent rotting, they located near the ice kingdom.

- since everything is still made of meat (floors, houses, walls ykyk), all meat is contained in plastic wrap.

- the citizens aren’t made of meat

-citizens are commonly known to be: roaches, fleas, grub, etc.

- they’re not ACTUALLY bugs, more like anthropomorphic creatures.

- before humans left ooo/died/ect., they were eaten as a rare delicacy in the meat kingdom

okay thanks for coming to my ted talk

[androphagos]

Whole team on sale

Jake is such a cool guy and always has to offer some of the best meat out there. Every month he sets up his stall at the market and makes every passer-by drool over the quality cuts he puts on display. Usually he sells footballers' or college men's meat. He does the selection of the meat himself, almost exclusively out of free men. He isn't a big fan of man farms. During the week he spends hours going around football matches in town, and striking deals with teams and coaches. This business tactic also helps local sports teams get sufficient funding in order to thrive and afford better players in the future.

[finns-realgf]

I have become curious about what if meat princess was in a poly relationship with finn and huntress wizard, (assuming she'd be into/okay with sharing and/or being shared) since huntress likes raw meat I smell a probably interesting dynamic between the two 👀

I KEEP FUCKING DISCARDING INSTEAD OF DRAFTING MY REPLY OH MY GLOB BRU👀👀👀👀👀😂😂😂😂💔

TW FOR MEAT!!! (Not that much..)

Meatprincess is perfectly fine with being shared, although she might misinterpret it as being shared in a “meal” kinda context.

She offers herself as bait for live animals because she can and she naturally wants to help people survive, unlike the unfortunate ones who were melted by the bomb. She’s technically a hivemind (Homoconfluensnuclearis)

(Homo-confluens-nuclearis)

She’s literally a hive mind created by hundreds of human bodies melted together by the nuke which froze it for 1000 years until it thawed and formed a sentiment being (meatprincess) able of creating other living meat lifeforms connected to her brain.

Ok lore drop again but back to the question!!!!

So since we now know she likes to offer herself as food as a peace offering, she’d of course do this a lot more than necessary for huntress!!! She loves her gf and bf, but she knows girls are different from boys, so she’ll try her very best to make sure she truly understands her girl^_^!!!!

Puppy and beecat

[finns-realgf]

What would Meat Princess look like in any other universe? Like farmworld and Fiona's world

SORRY FOR THE WAIT!!! I LOVE this idea and I had to make it!!

uhm for farmworld it would prolly be likeee.

Since she’s not royalty, she met finn through him getting food at her butchery. They met everyday at her shop up until they were 18, when he asked her out on a date ^_^!!!!!!!!now married with Uhmmm 2 kids yay.

Fiona world Uhmm one of Fiona’s past lovers!!! Bi-curious Fiona 4 LIFE ^_^

Still a butcher, but this time she’s from a wealthy family that’s IN the meat industry!!!!

Her name would be Melanie or Darcy, they’d probably run into each other again during the scene with HW at the supermarket :3

MP wouldn’t really be over Fiona, but eventually she’d move on and end up dating a different finn (from her universe ^_^!!!)

[finns-realgf]

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[finns-realgf]

Finn: omg ily meat princess ur the best gf Everrrrr mwaaaah

Mp: yeah u too ur soooo aweonse

Finn: watch this okay

Mp: okk

Mp: ong wys so cool

[finns-realgf]

Stim vids I have but as gifs ok