#humilctedman

[bunnivalentine]

“Talk about-” Kai? ( and also about Will?)

Send “Talk about-” and a name for my muse to talk about that person! + @thehellyouputmein feat. @humilictedman / @empathicdesign

❝  oh christ. ❞ is the immediate response to the men in question. part of her wishes she had something stronger than wine to talk about Kai Anderson and Will Graham. ❝ We can start with the little greasy, cheetoh covered, yet intelligent dust bunny. while my entanglement with him managed to be a roller coaster filled with multiple stabbings and heartache, I can’t deny there will always be a special place in my heart for him. I know if things ever did go south, I could show up on his front door and he would help me -- as I would do for him. I may taunt him as normal -- but it was always part of our foreplay if we’re being honest. He may be a little bitch -- but he knows what he’s doing. His ego just needs to be tuned down ten notches and he could accomplish whatever his little cult leader heart desires. I wish him well, no matter how many times I’ve slapped him. ❞   and now --- she truly has to catch her breath. if it was one thing many COMPLAINED about when it came to her personality was her lack of SILENCE. she could go on for hours about little to nothing and talk her way out of anything. 

“ ❝ as for Will,--- have you ever met someone who you feel you could learn from? sure, he does teach as a profession ( among other things ) but he’s brilliant. I always find myself listening to him, soaking up any information he can offer. I enjoy getting to know him for who he is, not what he offers. It drives me mad everyone wants to poke at his brain just for their own benefit. It’s selfish, and maybe he’s not entirely innocent --- but who is? I’ve never really loved anything or anyone but I find myself engulfed in his presence. It helps he’s nice to look at. Like someone from heaven decided to sculpt his big head to perfection. Goddamn it. To put it simply, I would put my entire ass on the line for him. I’ve never had a relationship where someone could tell me to sit, or stay and I’d listen. ❞

[bunnivalentine]

@humilictedman​ + continued from ( HERE ) 

“ i’m a bucket of sunshine and rainbows.” mundane with her tone and scorned plucked brows; the baker slipped the full twenty dollar bill for collection. micha slammed the cash drawer shut; the sound a small attempt to drown out his god awful chews and gnaws toward his cinnamon roll. the baker never cared much for his snarky comments or lack of manners; she DID notice his attempt to slip his way back into her life. it was cute, maybe just a tad flattering had she yearned for the 4chan dweller. but a las— it would never happen (again) in this lifetime.

“ with the way you keep devouring that sweet — .” Her upper lip flares up in disgust as she watched and watched until his BEHAVIOR could no longer be tolerated. her insult didn’t make it PAST her BRAIN. GODDAMN IT.  her mid sentence pause needed a breath. “ FOR FUCKS SAKE --- you pissed--no SHIT in my fucking cereal with the way you EAT like a little, greasy TROLL.” like hell he would get ANY change back, the drawer was closed, and unfortunately she needed to TAX him for his LACK of table manners. “ AND can you PLEASE wipe your fucking mouth, and hands. it looks like you got out of a long night from the corner..” 

[bunnivalentine]

“ You’re a bitch. I said what I said.” 

@humilictedman​

[bunnivalentine]

continue + @humilictedman

HE SHOULD HATE HIM ! WANT TO MURDER THE BASTARD ! Yet he couldn’t find the courage to stand up to the big bad wolf. The need to rage falls silent as the man comes to his senses with the bloodbath displayed effortlessly in front of him. He YELPS in PAIN as he’s dragged like a rag doll --- toyed and thrown for his disgusting amusement. The remaining Kuznestov sibling was never equipped to HANDLE atrocities in their family. Micha was always the one to handle the villains; the one to STAND UP to what’s right. The strength in the duo; as he was the compassionate one. The one who STRUGGLES to comprehend the violence in which he has just witnessed. HOW COULD HE BE SO CRUEL? 

“...LET ME GO  ! ” he cries out with weakened attempts of shrugging off Kai’s rugged hold.            “ you’re nothing but a fucking monster !  ” he looks away from the bleeding corpse with his eyes clenched tight. He has to for his own sanity. Her once cheerful disposition was stolen; replaced by an empty shell. 

[bunnivalentine]

❛ Don’t run from me. ❜

the ultimate heathers lyric starter meme ( act 1 ) + @humilictedman

it was a LONG morning, from running around to the post office, then to a doctors appointment, and now–grocery shopping was the last on the list..    “ — let’s hurry so we can make you lunch, lovebug . you sound very very hungry.” micha softly soothed as she buckled her baby girl into the carts seat. micha continued minding her business as she carried on with her task. she checked off her pad as each item was counted for. so close to the finish line–but there was ONE final thing she needed. the new mother walked down the produce aisle and came to a quick halt.    like a kid in a candy store her eyes lit up, all the different choices and flavors—but YET disappointment left her stuck. christ. all the choices and yet they still couldn’t manage to carry her cheap as hell moscato. rude, really.  before she could turn on her heel, she freezes by the call of an all too familiar voice. her heart rate began to roller coaster up, then down. part of her wondered if this was a nightmare. no wine, an on going list, and NOW someone she needed to forget about called out to her. fuck. she wanted to run. MAYBE—she could play it off. he looked like shit, certainly no one she could be seen with now. goddamn it kai. micha knew damn well who he was, and what he meant to her. her hand tightened on the handle of her cart; the temptation to run the steel into his legs taunted her. he was LUCKY her tiny cherub stared innocently with those bright baby blues.it must have been the universe’s signal to listen to the ANGEL on her shoulder.) 

“ there’s no reason for me to run from a clearly starved man.   i don’t have any cash…but there is a food pantry up the road. “ 

[bunnivalentine]

-slips my url in casually

SEND A URL AND I WILL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING ! + @humilictedman

Do I Follow Them?: YES OFC ILY BINCH !!!!! 

Why Did I Follow Them?: WELL. I seent you wrote Kai, and I was like damn I want to write with you biNCH. So here we are, mutuals 5ever and living our best lives yknow. 

Do We Role Play?: Whenever I’m able to get on ! Yes! I love writing with you, no matter the blog or muse! You put in hella effort and the chem between kai n micha is dhhsdb HILARIOUS. and now donovan too!!! i love writing with you dkf ok sorry im rambling now  

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: YES BIH 

An AU Idea For Our Muses: Gimme dat AU where Micha is a ghost / voice in Kai’s head and she’s tormenting his BINCH ASS. 

A Song For Our Muses: God I have a few... HALSEY - 100 LETTERS  , HALESTORM - YOU CALL ME A BITCH LIKE IT’S A BAD THING  :) :) :) :) 

Do I Ship Our Muses?: ok so I do love their dynamic, and the way they always can bounce off of each others energies. one is mad? guess the other is being even mo mad. these two are A+ at pissing contests and while I do love their toxic hot messerey, I think she will always see Kai as a bitch ass and part of the past she wants to rid herself of sdjndfd f so yes and no? LOL 

What I Think About The Mun: WOW OKAY. Alix you are absolute quality. Both ic and ooc! Whenever I’m online I always look forward to your posts, and our interactions!! You’re an absolute delight n I’m very blessed to have you as an rp partner. :D 

Overall Opinion: I LUH U BIH. 

Blog Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bunnivalentine]

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

I FORGET THE MEME HELP + @humilictedman​

“ that’s a WHOLE lot of projecting, kai.” she hums as the chicken pot pie is taken out of the oven and set onto the table. it was FLATTERING when his insecurities showed. the POOR man, who DWELLS in his basement ACTUALLY cared. HA. a soft chuckle to herself is given as she serves him his plate. soft hands are careful not to burn themselves on the gooey, meat filled center. “ you know, it’s endearing you seem to enjoy my company. i believe, I am the blessing, and you pray every night for me to return. it’s okay to admit it, the cameras or your goons aren’t around to know what a little bitch you are.” here she went, poking the bear once more. things never change after all. 

[bunnivalentine]

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “ ( for Donovan fjhbfbd )

random sentence starters + @humilictedman

Oh how he inherited his fathers rage just the SAME as his sister. His patience had worn itself thin from the constant cult bullshit spewed out from kai’s snarky little mouth. the violence, the abuse, and most importantly his IDEALS towards woman caused his pale face to fume into a light shade of red. angry and ready to blow his LID he had to take a deep breath in and soon out to cool his composure. He HATED the way Kai came to be. It was RARE for him to speak up; and yet here his lid stood,ready to explode. 

“ you are an ABSOLUTE CUNT , you know that? you go AROUND pretending you’ll CHANGE the world, and FOR WHAT? to degrade others so your LITTLE DICK can stand tall for once? FUCK YOU ! I REFUSE TO KILL ANYONE.”