The king: hummusexual
Me: Ight so we're all attracted to hummus now... that's chill I guess

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The king: hummusexual
Me: Ight so we're all attracted to hummus now... that's chill I guess
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Smoky CHIPOTLE HUMMUS @minetta.deli today means business ⚡️💪🏽⚡️ ___________________________________________ This is for the people who said it wasn’t hot enough last time 🔥 #smoky #fiery #chipotle #hot #mexican #chili #chilli #hummus #hummusexual #getcreative #delicious #food #buzzfeast #infatuation #thisisirishfood #MinettasGonnaSortYouOut (at Minetta Deli) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnlZDMJHNeh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qsdrs6j4rvdr
Last reblog just reminded me... I'm planning to go out to some comedy thing with my two ex-colleagues, and we already peeped the menu for the night. I immediately landed on quesadillas, no surprise, but the one colleague who secretly married a dude to give him a green card to our country? She fucking went for the special called "Hummussexual" and I'm just like. ????????
meanwhile if I change my order NOW my other colleague, who I know suspects I'm gay, will absolutely KNOW I'm gay. Ugh
HUMMUS NERD ALERT🚨 So a few people have been asking me to make a completely #fatfree hummus recently. I’ve tried it a few times but I always find it lacking. Then by sheer accident, our supplier delivered #borlotti beans instead of chickpeas and EUREKA! ⚡️ ________________________________________________ WHITE BEAN HUMMUS is so creamy and doesn’t even need oil! We’ve made 2. One is w/ lots and lots of delicious roast GARLIC (which goes mushy and sweet in the oven), and t’other is w/ BEETROOT, chilli & lemon (fresh and light) ✊🏽 #solongchickpeas #hummusexual _________________________________________________ #fatfreehummus #nofat #zerofat #borlottibeans #whitebeans #whitebeanhummus #vegan #delicious #roastgarlic #beetroot #fresh #handmade #slimmingworld #weightwatchers #dietgram #nocompromise #flavaflav #ThisIsIrishFood #fresh #handmade #local #MinettasGonnaSortYouOut (at Minetta Deli)
Some would say I eat at Cedar too much... but they are wrong because there is no such thing. . . . . . . . #cedar #hummus #babaganoush #falafel #salad #tahini #pickledthings #pita #fromscratch #lebanese #mediterranean #veganeats #plantpowered #hummusexual #saturdayvibes #veganfoodshare #vegancommunity #plantbaseddiet #vegansofinstagram #whatveganseat #plantprotein #veganfoodporn #veganlife #rocvegan #vegangirl #citylife #585 #lebanesefood #mediterraneanfood (at Cedar Mediterranean Restaurant)
Pita Party 🎉 . . . . . . #cedar #pita #babaganoush #hummus #falafel #gyro #manakeesh #shwarma #lebanese #mediterranean #whatveganseat #poweredbyplants #veganfoodie #veganfoodshare #plantprotein #vegainz #vegancommunity #plantbaseddiet #rocvegan #vegangirl #plantlife #veganeats #hummusexual #vegansofinstagram #instafoodie #veganlifestyle #eatlocal #rochester #ny (at Cedar Mediterranean Restaurant)
Garlic breath for breakfast 🥪 . . . . . . #latebreakfast #hummus #tomato #cucumber #spinach #rye #homemade #fromscratch #madewithlove #veganfoodshare #veganeats #plantpowered #vegansofinstagram #vegancommunity #plantprotein #whatveganseat #veganlifestyle #poweredbyplants #veganbreakfast #veganfoodie #hummusexual #garlicbreath #plantbaseddiet #vgang #vegangirl #rocvegan #cubiclelife (at Rochester Tech Park)