#hundinfaust

[theriverbeyond]

top five tops ;3c <3

IN A ROW??????

[toadcroaky]

Inside of you are two wolves. One wants to mention the delicious spice blend you can make, or the chicken and bacon in your freezer. The other one wants to say CUM. your friend is asking for food.

The way you phrased this is so confusing I thought you were referencing some other horrible cum joke

But also

[some-creep]

If this isn't too many now I wanna see papa nier

Sexuality Headcanon: Like brother Nier, he has big pan energy. He’s a nice man. I support him. Maybe Yonah needs another parent. Maybe that parent will be a new mom, maybe it’ll be a sassy floating book. Who knows. Gender Headcanon: He’s very.......cis dude, but he uses it for good. He know he is just a big dude who kills things but he uses this to protect ppl who are not in positions of power like him. A ship I have with said character: Ppl ship him and Weiss and like I get it. I vibe. I respect this choice. The only real ship is Papa Nier x REVENGE. But a book boyfriend is nice too. A BROTP I have with said character: YOU AND I ARE FRIENDS NOW he says very seriously to the confused teenage girl who just about died. Papa Nier and Kaine are... the best brotp. It’s so funny. They’re such a weird pack of friends. Emil is less weird of a friend because he’s at least friendly and nice. I love this weirdo friend group so much. A NOTP I have with said character: Second verse same as the first baybeeeeee A random headcanon: So. As we know, Brother Nier had to take some... questionable jobs in order to support Yonah. I think that... Papa Nier did too. He would do whatever he had to to make money to support her... General Opinion over said character: I like Papa Nier so much more than brother Nier I’m sorry I just do. He’s just a big guy who kills things and loves his friends and wants to protect those who can’t protect themselves. He does his best to understand things even when they don’t make sense and he’s good I love him.

[himesona]

Weight of the World (English version) 👀

I’m kinkshaming you for reccing me video game music first of all

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

send me song recs!

[thingsmoirasays]

Counter Question, have you watched many anime that turned out to be terrible?

On occasion, but that’s the risk of watching anime that lacks a large fanbase.  I try to go for newer things and give them a fair shot, and I avoid the long-running ones as a general rule - a story that can go on that long is not a story that is going to be good.

[toadcroaky]

Which dragon age character is the most homestuck adjacent and why

Oh this is cursed, but obviously the qunari, they literally have big horns and gray skin and they’re all communist except for the ones that aren’t. Iron bull is like tavros if he was actually a chad, so like the summoner essentially

And obligatory solas/vriska parallels which I may get shot for mentioning, but I’m still right

[toadcroaky]

Moss Green and White lmao.

I’m being read for filth 😔

[some-creep]

Jill Valentine

Sexuality Headcanon: Jill “Bisexual on Main” Valentine. Why have one Redfield when you can have both? Gender Headcanon: So, like, tbh to be honest I think Jill would have a fairly complicated relationship w/ gender given she was the only woman in the fucking... delta force team she was in when she was in the military and that was at the time when women weren’t even allowed in that ig? Also she was the only woman on S.T.A.R.S. Alpha team so like... i just feel like it’d be a thing. She’d prolly be in a lot of situations where this would be... a thing. She’d feel like she had a lot to prove which is why she’s the trophy name when you S rank Inferno because it’s the absolute hardest challenge and she did it and I’m happy for her. A ship I have with said character: Catch me dying on the hill of Jill / Claire. Valenfield but like, good. A BROTP I have with said character: So, like... RE3 Remake suggests to me that Brad and Jill are a great brotp and frankly I was a fool not realizing it before. I kno, i kno, a bit of a surprising choice from me, but it just... it makes sense... they are a team. . . A NOTP I have with said character: I could probably make you a pretty long list. I’ll be easy and say Albert. I don’t like him very much to begin with. No I will not elaborate. A random headcanon: I heavily subscribe to the half french/half japanese parentage. So Jill fluently speaks French and no one like... knows that. She grew up in France, in fact, but trained herself out of the accent when they moved to the US because she wanted to be taken more seriously. Her parents hate that she did that. General Opinion over said character: She is the new love of my life and I would die for her. I hope she gets therapy. She won’t.