Enid: There's no way Wednesday likes me back.
Yoko: You’re joking, right? If the Hunger Games were real, Darkness Evermean would volunteer as tribute for you.
Enid: *sighs* Wednesday already does that for fun, Yoko.
Yoko: Pardon?
Enid: Yeah, I saw her do it at her totes exclusive family reunion.
Yoko:
Yoko: How exclusive?
Enid: Like just direct family, significant others, fiancés, life partners, soulmates—
Yoko:
Enid: —and academic roommates.
Yoko:
Enid: *plaintive whine* How do I get her to like me?
Yoko: 🤬



















