Lance tries to flirt and Keith is......well......Keith...
Lance: is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ;))))))
Keith: *pulls out a mothman action figure from within his pants*
Lance:..........
Keith:...........
Pidge: the fact that toy has gotten closer to Keith's dick than any living being is both sad and impressive
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Lance: What's that in your eyes??? *leans in*
Lance (mentally): (Here goes my smoothest pick up line)
Keith: awe shit not again... *digs out contact from his eye*
Keith: These things keep slipping out lol
Lance: .............
(Later On)
Lance: AND HE JUST PLUCKED OUT HIS FUCKING EYE
Lance: IS THAT THE GALRA WAY OF COURTING CAUSE ID BE INTO IT???
Hunk: ........remind me how you made it into the Garrison again??????
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Lance: Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back ;)
Keith: Lance you can't give back nonmaterial things
Lance: no it's-
Keith: once an action is done you can't give it back, it's already done
Lance: you know what I'm done, I kEEP TRYING AND YOU-
Keith: (kisses him)
Keith: So you can TAKE this one ;) (walks away)
Lance:..........
Lance: I'm in love with this boy I swear to Kaltenecker