#hunter tmp

[booloocrew-blog]

I can tell the communities probably going to ship these two 

[shittymurderparty]

Hunter: "I'll kill you. I'm man enough, madman enough, to kill you all! Disc or no disc, I've got the power of ten men when the moon is out, and I ought to have enough strength here to do you all in!"[...] I'll destroy you all! One by one, I'll tear your heads off and make lamps out of them! I'll use your bodies for baseball equipment! I'll–"

Tress: "You've been reading too many comic books."

(Source: Here There Be Monsters)

[shittymurderparty]

“Cleaning my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off,

cleaning my gun with the safety off

on a cold and frosty [BANG!]”

— The Hunter

(Source: Homer Bufferkill, The Simpsons, "Simpsons Tall Tales")

[shittymurderparty]

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't." — Hunter

(Source: Polonius, Hamlet)

[shittymurderparty]

Hunter makes a poem during arts and crafts

(Source: updoot studios, link here)