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Hawaii and the TV

Arizona: Papa! Lani's been hogging the TV since her birthday. Make her stop! America: I've tried but she tried to bite me.

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Both States Headcanon #6

Both Alaska and Hawaii can be annoyed by tourists, especially disrespectful ones who treat their states like amusement parks.

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Maryland's Poe-try

Year 1847

America: Mary, I'm concerned about you.

Maryland: *dressed in black with heavy makeup under her veil and a raven on her shoulder while carrying a poetry book* It's not a phase, Papa!

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No I Will Not Be Giving Any Context

New Mexico: Is that Papa wearing nothing but a Stetson hat?

Texas: What in God's- Okay you two for the next few days, we've never seen him in our lives.

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Worry

Hawaii: 'Laska? How are you feeling?

Alaska:...Fine.

Hawaii: No you're not.

Alaska: And how do you know that?

Hawaii: Your eye starts twitching when you're worried or nervous so tell the the truth.

Alaska:...I'm worried, Lani.

Hawaii: About your aunt?

Alaska: Yes.

Hawaii: Miss Ukraine is a strong country. I'm sure she'll be fine.

Alaska: And what if she isn't?

Hawaii: Have a little faith.

Alaska: I wish I could but I'm scared.

Hawaii: *opens arms and Alaska falls them with small tears in his eyes*

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Happy Birthday, Alaska (HA! I Remembered This Year)

Alaska: *hears a knock at the door and proceeds to open it to see a person-sized, wrapped box.* Alright, Lani, you ca-

Hawaii *from behind him*: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALASKA!

Alaska: AH! W-wha...? Then...Who...What's in there?

Hawaii: Open it and find out. *smiles creepily*

Alaska: Well, that's not disturbing in the least but fine. *pulls the bow to see the sides of the box fall to reveal...some kind of giant, dancing, anthropomorphic wolf*

Hawaii: You're welcome!

Alaska: What...is it?

Hawaii: I ordered this and I know how you are with wolves, so you're welcome.

Alaska: *shock turns to sigh turns to small smile* Thanks, Lani.

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The Christmas Movie

All States but Hawaii and Alaska: Political babble, political babble, political babble.

Hawaii: Daddy? Are you okay?

America: *half dead with his face in pile of unopened presents* Do I look okay, hibiscus.

Hawaii: Not really.

Alaska: You look like you're about to pass out.

America: Thank you. I just wish they would stop fighting.

Hawaii: *thinks for a moment* I got it! *rushes over to the living room, turns on the TV, and turns on a Christmas movie* HEY EVERYBODY! We're going to watch a Christmas movie.

New York: Not Christmas Carol again?

Hawaii: No.

Georgia: A Wonderful Life?

Hawaii: No.

SoCal: Rudolph?

Hawaii: No. We are going to to watch the most heartwarming and loving Christmas movie, Die Hard.

All States:....YAY! *rushes over to sit and watch*

America: Good call, Lani.

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So, do ya like Massachusetts?

Alaska:...Depends.

Hawaii: She seems nice enough but does she always have to get into a fight with New York and New Jersey?