Nov 7, 2022
Hey, Google? If all of my children have been in a candy coma for a week now, should I think about taking them to the hospital?
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Hey, Google? If all of my children have been in a candy coma for a week now, should I think about taking them to the hospital?
America
Maryland's Poe-try
Year 1847
America: Mary, I'm concerned about you.
Maryland: *dressed in black with heavy makeup under her veil and a raven on her shoulder while carrying a poetry book* It's not a phase, Papa!
Since it’s Fourth of July/Independence Day for The US of A, I will be doing Dad!America Headcanons and Stories until 12 AM Pacific Time Zone, So Start Sending in Asks or questions about America and how he parents the 50 states!!!
Worry
Hawaii: 'Laska? How are you feeling?
Alaska:...Fine.
Hawaii: No you're not.
Alaska: And how do you know that?
Hawaii: Your eye starts twitching when you're worried or nervous so tell the the truth.
Alaska:...I'm worried, Lani.
Hawaii: About your aunt?
Alaska: Yes.
Hawaii: Miss Ukraine is a strong country. I'm sure she'll be fine.
Alaska: And what if she isn't?
Hawaii: Have a little faith.
Alaska: I wish I could but I'm scared.
Hawaii: *opens arms and Alaska falls them with small tears in his eyes*
Pennsylvania is PrusAme Love Child.
That is all
Guess Who's Birthday It Is Today!
Alaska: Well, I guess this isn't the first time I've been stuffed into a burlap sack against my will. *sees light as the sack is opened and then Hawaii's face* Hello, Lani.
Hawaii: Sorry about the...rough travel but in order to overcome Covid, I had to.
Alaska: Right. Now what do you need?
Hawaii: Do you know what day it is?
Alaska: Saturday?
Hawaii: No...Well, yes but other than Saturday.
Alaska: *ponders a bit before his face turns to horror and realization* Oh no.
Hawaii: Oh yes. Today is my BIRTHDAY! As such, I asked daddy to bring you over to Hawaii to celebrate.
Alaska: And that included having me stuffed into a sack?
Hawaii: Like I said Covid. *grabs his arm* So come on we have not a moment to lose!
So, do ya like Massachusetts?
Alaska:...Depends.
Hawaii: She seems nice enough but does she always have to get into a fight with New York and New Jersey?