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“Dude. You ever think about how, like, it’s, like, so fucked up that we drink cow milk? Can you imagine if, like, you saw a dog suckin’ goat tiddies for goat milk? That’s, like, mad fucked up, yo. Like, scientifically.”

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@hydrophobiic
“Dude. You ever think about how, like, it’s, like, so fucked up that we drink cow milk? Can you imagine if, like, you saw a dog suckin’ goat tiddies for goat milk? That’s, like, mad fucked up, yo. Like, scientifically.”
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“ JOHANNA? ” voice shakes as speaks through the door, knuckles rapping gently against the wood. “ are you there? I TRIED, johanna. I tried to stop them but I couldn’t— ”
words fall short as he realizes the tightness welling in his throat and the emptiness of what he offers her. he tried, he did not save her. she can do nothing with that. he presses his palm flat against the door, no attempt made to push it open. finnick is working only with what he’s heard, and rumors he knows better than anyone have no reason to be rooted in truth. supposedly they’ve finished with her, and that’s the first he’s heard since…
and they were furious with her. finnick has always known when to fall to his knees, hold out his hands, and allow them to be bound— even beg for it to spare him the pain of perceived defiance. finnick has always known when a fight presented itself he could not win. his rage will sooner char his insides to ash than lash out at one that has earned his terror. he’s decided from the beginning that there would be no need to beat him to submission and that he would never allow himself to become problematic. johanna has always been different, and this time it cost her. finnick had taken deeply calculated risks and spoken to who he could, offered them what he could in exchange for mercy, but he was a drop of rain against a wildfire. his influence is only an illusion and would never impact the decisions of those with power over him. they could take anything he has to offer right now and give him nothing in return, and he would be defenseless.
finnick doesn’t know what happened to his friend or even for sure that she’s home— or alive. all he knows is that he would rather kiss cold death than face snow’s fury, and johanna has received all of it.
he taps again gently, the corner of his lip trembling. “ johanna? ”
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“ damn, maybe i SHOULD see the other guy. ” johanna winces as she rushes to retrieve a stimpak, ready to use it on piper if need be. it looks as if her dearest, favorite reporter has gotten into quite a shitty situation. carefully, she guides her to sit down on the sofa, a supportive hand on piper’s back to steady her. “ christ, pipes, what the hell happened to you? do i need to find this OTHER GUY and kick his ass a little more, or what? ”
“No--!” Piper is quick to object after trying to shrug off her state, forgetting to mask the fear within her tone and snapping her mouth shut soon after. The men who had cornered her on her way back into the city weren’t people she wanted Johanna to meet. “No, I’m fine.” Her voice is much quieter as she falls onto the couch, trying to hide her wince at the pressure brought upon deep-colored bruises beneath her clothing. Emerald eyes are glassy and averted as the event replays in her head, but she pushes the moisture back. “It doesn’t matter-- they got what they wanted. It was a group of them.” She speaks like a scolded child at the questioning, head moving in small shakes. There was no desire to discuss it any further-- she simply wanted to forget that it had happened.
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@hydrophobiic .
it was getting late and the men were getting DRUNKER - something she was absolutely not in the mood to deal with . not when she’d been so busy already that day . besides , drunk men tended to get far too comfortable with her . seemed to get the impression that she was a SLUT rather than an escort . so she’d make her way back to the bar - ordered another drink as she readjusted her white fur coat , left fallen off her shoulders to show off diamonds that glistened under the bright lights of chandeliers , positioned carefully on pale skin to accentuate both her collarbones and her breasts .
she wasn’t drunk - nowhere even close . she’s more professional than that . would stay plenty sober enough to maintain her composure . after all , her IMAGE matters . especially when she was only there to meet potential new clients . the weeks of the hunger games are always the BUSIEST . with all the parties , men grow more willing to spend money . most want a beautiful , intelligent woman on their arms - someone who can talk MURDER with them and their friends and who will still fuck them later that night when they’re drunk and high and perhaps even having trouble maintaining and erection . what they want is her . not some cheap hooker .
but she had made her rounds for the night , and the act was growing more and more TAXING - still managed to maintain her slight , mysteriously seductive smile , though , as she glanced back to the woman beside her . would recognize her instantly . after all , it was her JOB to know these things . she’d offer a smile to the other as she took her refilled glass of champagne from the bartender . “ johanna mason , right ? you look gorgeous , like always . how’s your night so far ? ” polite - knew well enough that most victors didn’t exactly APPRECIATE discussing the games . not that she was about to bring it up , even if she did know everything about her games . it was only out of necessity , that she watched them , anyways , but she KNEW there were men who would love to hear that she had spoken with their idol . whether this went well or not , it would be a story she could DEFINITELY benefit from having in her repertoire .
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eyebrows furrowed. head tipped to the side, rustling choppy, dark hair. johanna looked over the damage done to panty – it looked like it HURT. she knew the sort of things that panty got up to, or, at least, had a general idea, but it hadn’t lead to anything like THIS before. johanna lets out an impressed huff. “ oof. the other guy got it worse, i’m guessing? ”
she was leaned across the table, curiousbut not necessarily judgmental, not scrutinizing. bruises were no fun – especially when they weren’t entirelycovered up by means of makeup or clothing. johanna had a few ideas of what could’ve happened to panty. one was rather DARK, an assumption that someone hurt her out of a potential breach of trust, of respect. or, perhaps it was perfectly consensual. of course, out of ALL the ideas she had as to what could’ve happened, the other one being much darker, johanna voiced a more light question. “ so, was the other guy a ghost? did you totally kick his ass, or what? ”
oh , it DEFINITELY hurt . bruising around her eye , deep purples spread down her cheekbone - clearly swollen even through careful makeup and an attempt to cover some of it with hair . lighter ones scattered at various points along her collar and her throat , some lighter ones just beneath her jaw in the vague shape of hands - lip swollen where she’d bitten hard enough to draw blood . would lick her lips lightly - the metallic taste of blood still lingering . knees were bruised with a deep purple , one MORE than the other . scratch marks raised on her thighs - uncovered by the shorts she wore .
there were more - hidden beneath a long - sleeved shirt . not that it mattered . she didn't need any more SYMPATHY . didn’t need pity when she would be FINE . not that she’d lie . not like it really mattered , right ? she’d snort - roll her eyes . gaze landed across the kitchen - leaned back in the wooden chair . one knee pulled up to her chest as she shook her head . took a deep breath - tried to ignore the distinct ache in her lower ribs . “ ghost ? no . fucking wish . but i definitely fucked them up . not DEAD , but they were out when i left . ” a forced laugh . but it was true . had left them at least with black eyes and a good few injuries . glanced down to the mug in her hands . coffee that had stopped being coffee and became VODKA at least an hour ago - a fact apparent based on the bottle less than an arm’s - length away . “ it’s , like , totally fine , though . you really didn’t have to come over . "
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Jade is startled --- to say the least, when a stranger knocks on her door and looks like they've just been given absolute hell. The woman certainly seems like she needs help, and Jade wasn't about to send her away without knowing she would be okay first.
Jade shakes her head and a hand runs through her hair, obviously a little shaken at the sight of the other "Yeah, uh --- I got a first aid kit and some aspirin," Jade gestures for her to come inside and steps back. When the woman enters she turns away from her and heads to wherever it was she had put her first aid kit, the type of thing she never really needed but figured she should have. It finally had come in handy. She quickly digs through cabinets and drawers in her kitchen, not wanting to leave the woman alone for too long. When Jade locates the first aid kit she walks back to her living room with it in hand, along with some aspirin she grabbed "Jesus," she says as she approaches the woman "What the hell happened to you?"
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THE BUNKER HAS BEGUN TO BE MORE ! stuffy by the second. she needs to get out or talk to someone, and that seems to be johanna. “do you know... when we’re getting out of here?” she’s choking on the same air, it’s too much, she needs new air, fresh air, she needs to breath. “it’s... i need to get out of here.”