#hyperchicken

[superiorsciencesquid]

Finished my Hyperchicken!  With hindsight, I wish I’d written “I’m sorry, I thought you was corn” on there or something, but my friend was insistent that I write the “quote” that I’m fairly certain he never actually says. 

Ah well, going back to change it is something I can-not-a-doodle do, I’m pretty fingerlicked after all this embroidery anyway. 

[aleasesrestaurant]

Album reviews 2/18/24

Alex Guedes- Toda Emoção Vale a Pena: Here’s a 2004 album by a Brazilian hip-hop artist. It’s a blend of general hip-hop, smooth R&B, dance

[racingtoaredlight]

Pray For Beaver Dam Butters

You see these stories all the time in the papers but you never think you’ll be the next retired blogger to have a deranged commenter seek you out in the void in order to threaten you with non-existent legal proceedings. Well my friends, it happened to me and now a man’s life could be in danger.

I was shaken from my life of non-blogging leisure a couple months ago with a nonsensical screed from old friend of the blog and general madman Paolo X. I won’t bore you with a full re-printing of the electronic ramblings of an unwell man but the gist of it was discontent over banned from commenting amid other grievances. My understanding is my former brothers in blog had been receiving these correspondences for some time and I somehow angered the gods into him finding my email address and adding another disinterested ear to his blathering about suing us or whatever the fuck, I had checked out by the end.

I considered blocking the email address but, as has become my custom since cheating death and cutting back on drink, I was high and ready to test my knowledge of maritime bird law. Turns out since my profile is still on the masthead as Blogger Emeritus I am just as liable as the rest of the RTARL scum and have thus been caught in these same cross hairs. But after a brief, impolite back and forth the thread went quiet and remained that way (I assumed he drowned after thinking he heard a mermaid’s siren song in the toilet and went in for a closer inspection). Unfortunately the cease fire ended yesterday morning.

The long and short of it is RTARL is somehow a racist and bigoted blog (seeing as how I mostly wrote about Chris Christie’s gunt and ABC family programming from the early-90s I don’t know how I fall into this but you’re judged by the cyber company you keep), and restitution is demanded. I haven’t yet asked the fellas if he’ll be satiated with RTARL merch or what this entails, I assume we’ll convene as a group closer to the trial date should that day arrive.

But look at my going on and on like an online nutjob, just like in the comics the hero and villain are a lot alike! Once again I was faced with a decision as to whether ignore the message, block the email address or engage the probably unkempt foe. I wasn’t high this time but I was work looking to do anything but work so I fired off a simple “Paolo I'm countersuing you for paternity, I can't raise our baby alone”. He didn’t care for this.

He expressed concern for what smoking marijuana is doing to my lungs amid other warnings. The end of the email however a creepy break from his usual Ally McBeal-level law talkin’. The two gentlemen below share a first and last name, the second line included an address and phone number.

I don’t want to read too much malice in what this was supposed to mean, just know that am the first (that’s right, look upon my Irish-ass name) but Paolo has Beaver Dam Shaun’s address so I did what any concerned citizen would do in a situation such as this and kindly asked him not to murder that guy. I received moderate assurance that this would not take place but when your brain malfunctions as often as Paolo’s it’s possible he will think I said I was not from Beaver Dam as a means to throw him off my scent.

Since we know this dipshit still reads the blog every day I’ll just again ask that you not do anything stupid with the Shaun I am not you fucking whack job.

[newnewcitadel]

Hyperchicken: But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Bender: Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you have just got me the death penalty? Episode 3.5 - The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

[lianneinkspellanswersandreblogs]

please ChicaXfoxy

Oh geez, Did not expect this XD

Just a note that I see Chica and Foxy having an uncle/niece relationship in my universe and they’re just bestfriends, I ship them sometimes in the universes of others, but not much as Bonnie X Chica. (Okay I admit I ship Frexy as well, but oh what the heck XD)

But, let’s do this!

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor

-Probably Foxy, You know him, pirate and all, it irritates Chica.

forgets to run the dish washer

- Foxy. Chica’s the queen of the kitchen, she would never forget that.

pumps gas for the car

- Foxy.

drives when they’re going somewhere

- Probably foxy, Chica can’t drive because of her height and they would probably crash.

rearranges the furniture

- Chica. She got it from Freddy.

falls asleep with the TV on

- Foxy, I’m pretty sure Chica would turn it off for him.

gets to use the bathroom first

- Chica. She always gets her way.

decides the temperature for the ac/heater

- Chica, Although Foxy wants to feel the cold wind because of the sea, he would just have to deal with it.

sets up holiday decorations

- Both of them, they love the holidays.

leaves the lights on

- Probably Chica, whenever she remembers what happened to the murders, sometimes she gets nightmares of Foxy biting the heads of children, but he calms her down.

uses the bathroom with the door open

- Probably Foxy, when Chica’s not around, he’s comfortable of the sunlight as the light source more than a light bulb, He hated hiding in the cove for a long time.

fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)

- Foxy. Meanwhile Chica just cleans the water in the kitchen.

Whoops, Forgot the tags.

#Captain'87

#HyperChicken

[newnewthedas]

Hyperchicken: But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. Bender: Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you have just got me the death penalty? Episode 3.5 - The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

[celluloidfire]

I love so much about Futurama but this guy just makes me want to roll around laughing for hours and I don't know why he just cracks me right the fuck up.

[ajyablo]

I'm sorry. I thought you was corn. 

I have, and always will, love the hyper chicken.