New New Citadel

The adventures of Commander Shepard, Savior of the Galaxy and top delivery person.

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Fry: Hello? Pizza delivery for, uh ... [Reads the delivery note.] ... I.C. Wiener? Aw, crud! I always thought at this point in my life I'd be the one making the prank calls!

Episode 1.1 - Space Pilot 3000

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Calculon: But now all I want is a peaceful life and a quiet villa overlooking a vineyard ... with you. Coilette: Would we have donkeys? Calculon: All you could eat!

Episode 4.13 - Bend Her

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Zapp Brannigan: She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro.

Episode 3.1 - Amazon Women in the Mood

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Ndnd: It would have disintegrated upon entry if someone hadn't turned off the atmosphere last night! Lrrr: I like it cold when I'm sleeping!

Simpsorama

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Farnsworth: Are you good at your job? Homer: I was voted employee of the month as an April Fools' Day joke.

Simpsorama

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Fry: Hey, Professor, what are you teaching this semester? Farnsworth: Same thing I teach every semester: The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it. Fry: Mathematics of wanton burrito meals. I’ll be there! Farnsworth: Please, Fry, I don’t know how to teach; I’m a professor!

Episode 1.11 - Mars University

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Bender: I gotta signal back. But I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is.

Episode 3.20 - Godfellas

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Zapp: I got your distress call and came as soon as I wanted to.

Episode 6.20 - Neutopia

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Amy: I’ve barely had time to prepare. Farnsworth: Nonsense. You’ve been my grad student for twelve years. You were ready six years ago. Amy: What?! Farnsworth: I probably should have told you.

Episode 6.8 - That Darn Katz!

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Girl: Will you sign my magazine? Leela: Aw! Sure thing, sweetie. Who should I make it out to? Girl: Well, uh ... to eBay? Leela: That's a popular name today. Little "e" big "B"?

Episode 3.16 - A Leela of Her Own

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Scruffy: My job? Toilets 'n' boilers, boilers 'n' toilets. Plus that one boiling toilet. Fire me if you dare.

Episode 7.7 - The Six Million Dollar Mon

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Hermes: [Showing a holographic display.] First, the civilisation of Space Rome collapsed, then Don Martin 3 went kaflooie and now Tweenis 12. Fry: [pointing] Looks like this planet is next in line. Leela: That's Earth. Fry: [stares blankly.] Leela: The planet we live on. Fry: I'd hate to be those guys.

Episode 3.7 - The Day the Earth Stood Stupid

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Hyperchicken: But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. Bender: Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you have just got me the death penalty? Episode 3.5 - The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

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Farnsworth: Good. The atmosphere seems to be breathable. Leela: We really should start checking that before we step outside of the ship.

Issue 58 - Boomsday!

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Mom: I've never seen my babies act this way. I blame today's violent media.

Episode 2.14 - Mother's Day

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Zoidberg: I don’t quite know how to say this. Fry is dead. Fry: [Is not dead] Zoidberg: Wait, not dead, the other thing.

Into the Wild Green Yonder