Mar 5
i like making fake ads for hypermall set dressing :) i already have quite a few of these
the face in that second picture is the composite of every member of the US congress btw
seen from Malaysia
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i like making fake ads for hypermall set dressing :) i already have quite a few of these
the face in that second picture is the composite of every member of the US congress btw
Playing a ttrpg
Need to get from the first to the second floor but the stairs are covered in hog oil
My super strong murder robot ally is on the upper floor
I am actively wearing bondage gear
There are bedsheets in the room next to me
I roll a critical success and get myself up using shibari
talking to friends about media is always an experience because i have to decide whether i'm going with the normal person stuff or letting the stuff that needs 4 hours and a whole new dictionary to explain and will make me look insane by the end of it into the conversation
more hypermall ads. that slaughtr one kinda looks like an old magazine spread to me
threw together some corporate materials for an H&M-like clothing store. it's pronounced "club."
sent this with no context in order to invite people to my hypermall game
Obsession of the week:
HyperMall Unlimited Violence
Its a deeply satircal cyberpunk (meatpunk?) ttrpg and it has infested my brain.
The HyperMall encompasses the landmass historians believe once was called the United States. 8 billion people live here, they are born, work, buy and die inside the Mall. Except dying is a bit tricky, since everyone with citizenship-level subscription gets respawned by the resurrection algorithm, printing a new body and copies of personal belongings within minutes.
That's what makes the players jobs difficult. You are subcontractors for Slaughtr, the assassination app and its your job to permakill whoever you are paid to.
Playable character include,but are not limited to:
- priest of the Church of the Consumer
- degenerate descendand of the British Parliament-in-exile
- genetically engineered police-pig
- psionic crypto-bro that can drain your bank account by speaking to you
- Krampus
You have shotguns that use your shit as munitions, mutations that make your eyes magnetic, psy powers that let you sacrifice a fax machine to read the future in its entrails.
Im hooked. My only criticism is that the rulebook is really hard to look at
Free burger photo from here