Can I maybe not panic over everything that could possibly be a symptom?
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Can I maybe not panic over everything that could possibly be a symptom?
The thing I hate about narcissistic hypochrondriacs that you can't be sick in peace. If you have something, they have it worse than you and then they blame you for giving it to them.
Legit got sick from stress, nothing contagious, yet my soon-to-be ex somehow managed to catch it and is upset that I gave it to him. Even though I slept in an entirely different part of the house. Not to mention that when I'm sick, I'm still expected to drive him to/from work. Can't wait for him to be gone, it's only two more weeks.
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Hypochondriacs are best prone to see ghosts. From Rhyming Reminiscenes in Comical Couplets by Geoffrey Grin, 1826.
Sunday morning hypochondriac
Trouble tying my sneakers, must have a brain tumor
A hypochondriac from Death’s Doings, illustrated by Richard Dagley, 1827.
i'm the biggest hypochrondriac
like, I have no appetite = cancer
coughing = cancer
headache = cancer
stubbed my little toe = cancer