#hyunapple.

[ishyks]

( outgoing message: 현🍎 ) @babehk

( kkt ) I am fully aware of what I’m promising you Miss Hyuna, but I’m also aware you’re trying to hide something.  (¬､¬) (¬､¬) (¬､¬) (¬､¬) (¬､¬) (¬､¬) (¬､¬) ( kkt ) I’m not starting something as much as I’m asking - you’re starting something by suggesting it aren’t you? ( kkt ) hul. the little extra is a secret.  ( kkt ) I do promise it’s good though!

[ishyks]

txt - I have mastered the perfect way to not get scolded do you know what it is? Poker icy do not talk to me I am not awake face. Hah! txt - Heol Oppa, me? Rebellious? As if. I was a Kkangpae. I mean I was sweet and innocent as I am now! txt - Wait that's not fair! That was a milisecond entertainment I demand more. txt - Except I was lying my face to avoid getting scolded doesn't work much so I'll stop before I make a few people grumpy namely my manager questioning my attention to my phone

( @misshyeona )

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Is that the face you use with me when I scold you? The poker icy do not talk to me I am not awake face? Because it tends to look more warm than icy. 

Kkangpae, original female gangster kim hyuna. I’m learning about so many sides of you this is amazing.

It’s not a millisecond if you look at it longer than a millisecond. 

Hul. I don’t want to take your attention from anything important or we’ll both end up getting scolded. I’m not working right now so I don’t have to worry. You however, :p

[ishyks]

txt - Training? It's more like drilling talking and scolding until you get the consequences of not behaving. txt - Verbal Military at its finest. How else would I have become such a fine ruler right? txt - If I say no do I get more entertainment? txt - But I'll be honest that was cute and it did the trick.

( @misshyeona )

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Is someone drilling and scolding you right now? 

Or did you get drilled and scolded so much because you were rebellious in your early years? It’s okay we all were.

You get more entertainment regardless I don’t want you to suffer. Calling it verbal military makes me a little worried. And waiting time can be the worst, there’s really nothing more to do? 

Good though because that’s the only one you get for the night. ┐(︶▽︶)┌

[ishyks]

txt - Practice before shows are always so repetitive how is a queen supposed to not die of boredom? txt - Or should I keep it classy and not complain? txt - I am not complaining though. txt - Whining and complaining are different things right?

( @misshyeona )

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don’t they give you practice about things like this? When you’re sitting and watching ballroom dances from your throne and you have to wait your turn? Or you’re sitting through ceremony after ceremony?

Maybe boredom is a foreign concept to a queen and what your feelings is an illusion?

Are you asking me because you know the answer or you want to hear mine?

Are you by yourself? If so,

[IMGATTACHMENT] 

힘내!!!!!

did I pass entertainment expectations? ㅋㅋㅋ

[ishyks]

txt - Oppa entertain me.

( @misshyeona​ )

( outgoing message: 현🍎 )

(￣ω￣;)

I’ll see what I can do. 

But this level of pressure this late at night is a little overwhelming. ㅋㅋㅋ

[ishyks]

t x t → so, oppa, i was thinking, if old is the new young. then does that mean we get younger rather than getting older? should we announce this as a science? 'genius kim soohyuk has made a theory that we do not age, rather the numbers are a trick, we de-age. reverse psychology much?' that kind of title.

@misshyeona

( outgoing message: 현아🍎 )

let’s play a game.

how many headlines can hyuna come up with using keywords alone.

none of which should include, soohyuk’s word belong on a popsicle stick because I’ll take serious offense to that. I’ll never get popsicles with you again.

But I’ll take the fact that you called me a genius into account.

Fun fact: old is only the new young when you point out just how old I am saeng.

[ishyks]

/ @misshyeona

“We’re not stepping inside until you show me you have a clear list.” For one things it’s cold and bundled up to the brim or not Soohyuk would prefer getting in and getting out as soon as possible. It’s not as if he didn’t spend an extra ten minutes checking over her attire disguise included before they even left the apartment and twice once they were in the car. He’s less worried about curious stares when it’s half past midnight and more concerned about the biting cold against her skin. Hyuna will blow it off now, bluff it and toss it down her chest if she has to but they both know if anything akin to a sneeze leaves her lips they’re turning around. There’s another reason why they haven’t left the comfort of the car, one that has nothing to do with the anticipation bubbling in her body, one he’s sure will have her catapulting for the first buggy she sees. “If you don’t have a list you’ll start grabbing and we’ll end up with a feast.” Partially because he’s weak. Partially because the escapade is thinly planned as it is. Soohyuk would look it up himself but he’s too busy indulging in the expressions hyuna gives him, fed up and all. Over the pull of the night it and under the tip of her hat she almost looks menacing.

[ishyks]

@misshyeona

Aigoo should I go back to being tame? (’he doesn’t mean the tone that slips out, just a little teasing and coupled with yet another tug of her cheeks, he really can’t help it ) Am I being too much for my dongsaeng? Only one of us can be wild I suppose. I’ll leave that up to you then, I’ll remain the sheep. (’the smile that crosses his lips attempts at innocence but he’s really holding back his laughter at this point, succeeding in a single raise of his brow at her accusation ) Fight nicely? I don’t think I’m really guilty of that? Maybe fighting unintentionally? Ah, I think I’ve put you in a bad position it seems. Should I---- fight nicely less? I wouldn’t even know where to start. If you mean I have to just let you win then I see right through you and you’re not getting off that easily. As for my talent, I’ll let you know when you’ve found it. In fact, I think you’ll notice sooner than later. (’he’s laughing though, letting a hand slip down to his hip, he’s been fooled it seems and yet he saw it coming ) Yah, you got me. I knew there was something a little fishy about that act. Don’t guilt trip me too much or you’ll run out of verdicts. I’m glad you can admit to using backhanded tactics, who would have thought. (’he feigns complete shock at the turn of events but it quickly turns into a series of laughter )