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I’ve come to make an announcement: @umbreon-enthusiast is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he said I was afraid of girls! That’s right, he took his psychology degree and he diagnosed me with woman-phobia, and he said his brain was “this big", and I said “that’s disgusting"; so I’m making a callout post on my Tumblr.com: Spinel Explorers Pokémon Horizons, you’ve got a mega-small brain, It’s the size of this apricorn except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what MY brain looks like!

That’s right, baby, all lobes, no tumors, no damage — look at that, it looks like a perfect organ! He fucked my reputation, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the world! That’s right, this is what you get: my MEGA-OUTRAGEOUS WRATH!! Except I’m not gonna Mega Evolve my Sableye, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m MEGA EVOLVING MY DRAGONITE! How do you like THAT, Friede?! I MEGA EVOLVED MY FAT FUCKING WINGED REPTILE, YOU IDIOT!! 

You have twenty-three hours before the mega-hyyyyperererr beam hits the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I hyper beam on you too!

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Hey so I'm going to yap about my blorbo so uh just ignore this I guess?? Also spoiler warning

Holy fuck they wrote Ult so well in this episode. The façade he always wears was completely strewn apart and defiled, exposing who he truly is -- who he tries his hardest to hide: a skittish kid who just doesn't want to be hurt or weak anymore.

Of course, I can imagine he's been in some pretty high risk battles before, but he was practically thrust into this one when a realization hits him: he *doesn't* know how this is going to turn out. And there *is* a possibility that they could all very well *die*. That fact clearly terrifies him.

Despite his itch to battle, I don't think he's the kind of kid to throw himself into something he knows is dangerous like this. It's for this reason that he's so terrified. Like that shit must have been even mildly traumatizing for him. The anime has been leading up to this moment, building up on his side plot of wanting to be in a high stakes battle...only for it to be much more than nor him or the viewers ever expected.

The reason he wasn't in sync with Roy as he usually is was because Roy is conditioned to this -- he's had his fair share of incredibly dangerous battles. Ult has not -- at least not to the same degree as Roy.

Aand that's why I think someone should give this kid a hug already. But those are my two cents or whatever.

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Another one thank you 🤭 this one is super mega old

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ULT'S VOICE ACTRESS IS IN UMAMUSUME. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. SHES SUNG AND SHE SOUNDS JUST LIKE HIM HOLY FUCK.

IT EVEN SOUNDS LIKE SHE SAYS MEGA AT AROUND 0:51 IM TWEAKING OUT. ALL ULT FANS NEED TO SEE THIS RIGHT AWAY AND I WILL TAG PEOPLE. SORRY TO BUG Y'ALL BUT THIS IS LIFECHANGING

@ena-the-eepy @gouthepro @macaroonkitti

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Low effort screenshot edit because I think I look cool as fuck in headspace

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💎🌑 • introduction • 🍹🏖️

Yo. Name's Ult -- or Uruto! I'm an experienced trainer from Kalos, traveling and training with my partner Sableye. I post random things and thoughts, and my ask box is always open. This intro is a work in progress since I'm too tired to finish it right now.

Admin(s) intro

Hey, Ru here! Me and my headmates run this blog, though they usually let me handle it. We are a traumagenic system, but we do not owe strangers the information surrounding our past and diagnoses. Please respect this!

Where to find us

You can find our headmates' blogs here:

@sakurako--seiryuin @fuzzy-officer @tor--k @e-y-e-l-i-d @love--ka @meerkat-madness @xy--lophone @opera-spaceopera @sunday-sneasel @v--flower-yetagain @its--dark-outside @mellow-musume

OUR BOUNDARIES AND DNI*

(section made by Kami @love--ka)

• Please refrain from making romantic advances on us in or out of character: we are collectively taken.

• We would rather you not interact if you are or engage with anything listed below:

Hate speech and bashing (I don't care if the victim is "wrong" or "deserves it"; hate of any kind will not be tolerated. We will block you.)

Over 18

*Basic DNI criteria 👇

basic dni criteria

basic dni (do not interact) criteria

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Finally got around to editing how I look in headspace and idk why I'm sharing this but whatever. Do with it what you will; punt him like football, draw him (PLEASE/lh), or ignore him. I really don't care

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Posting to manifest my penguin!Ult propaganda

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