#i absolutely will

[faded-mutt]

I need to be a puppy so bad. I’d be so good for him. I won’t even try to hump stuff. I swear!

[chaosduckies]

you should update the kaiju story and make more parts for the blind borrower!

YOU’RE SO RIGHT LETS MAKE IT SIX PROJECTS AT ONCE

(no but genuinely now you’ve got me thinking)

[confusedamusement]

oh— back for more, are you?

fine. i’ll humor you… one last time. then, you must leave. unless you want to stay, that’s between you and your silly mushy human mind—

now, i have to ask. because, you and i both know… you have better style than what you’ve got on currently… what have you decided to clothe yourself with? it’s heinous.

let’s break it down together, shall we? because, you’re asking for it…

- a tank top, that is a bit too short… isn’t it? i know you saw how short it was when you peeked in the mirror. totally purposeful. you’re so obvious, it’s sad.

- a pair of shorts, that obnoxiously expose certain parts of your skin that would love to be ruined… by my evil metaphorical fingers. whaaatttt? did that get you?… i know it did—

- and socks. on both feet. we know the problem with that… who wears socks? around me? those will be coming off soon enough… don’t fret.

- bonus: that smug grin. wipe that off of your face before i make it bigger. you’ve already got me holding myself back with your distasteful and terrible outfit. now a grin? and, a smug one at that. absolutely not on my watch. you’re coming with me—

now that we’ve reviewed the petty but driving details… it’s time to get into the nitty gritty with you, and your infuriating smugness.

the nitty gritty being… how i would love to tackle you to the floor when your back is turned. i’ll sit, perched upon the small of your back like i’ve just won the biggest prize (spoiler: i did… and it’s delicious). and you? you’ll be flailing beneath me, spewing cursing statements and false accusations at me. i’ll listen, i love to listen to your problems… especially when you’re in this type of predicament. but, your silly little sentences don’t scare me. because, i’ve been let in on a secret… wanna know what it is?…

i knew you would…~

as you scream, trying to reach behind oblivion and grab at me, i watch. smirk. and shake my head. my arms are crossed across my chest with absolute certainty that your composure is about to melt. but, i let the time drag by… every fleeting moment, your screams, squirms, and squeals mean nothing to me: i’ve made up my mind about you.

hands. placed on your squirmy flanks. your breath hitches, your body freezes, and your shirt is still a bit short. meaning, those flanks? they’re exposed. and i’ve just placed my menacing palms upon them. you feel it. you absolutely feel it. but, will i act? or will your pleas be enough for me to do rethink my evil decisions… (they will not.)

anyways…

oh you wanted more?

i’m sorry, that’s all that i’ve been able to think about. so, that’s all i’ve got, for now.

ticklish and delirious regards,

rib hunter. side squisher. composure collector. all of the above. :3

[lordofthesoups]

May I perhaps have some fem Charlie for an edit I’m working on pretty please :3

Absolutely but also, question: do you mean genderswap, transfem or drag or something else?

[ninyard]

What is the towns browning lore

[my entire collective following groan don’t get nin started again!!!]

look. it started as a joke. like “lmao! I’m gonna make you guys ship towns/browning!” before a couple of us went okay now…. wait a damn minute actually… but it’s now maybe not a joke. and maybe we’ve created entire characters and names and personalities.

the quick rundown is towns is a city boy called samuel. browning is a country boy called austin. they meet, and they work together, and they’re gay and in love actually. bonded currently by their mutual hatred of neil josten. bonded previously by their gay lips.

you can find some lore on my page and also @rekikiri and @tara-the-star ‘s page. i believe there’s some fics in the works. we did some polls. did some brainstorming. made some decisions as a Towning (Towns x Browning) council.

it’s only existed for three days but I feel like I’ve know them all my life.

[bruggle]

DOES ANYONE WANT TO HEAR ME TALK ABOUT MY REPLOID OCS SINCE I AM BAD AT CHARACTER DESIGN AND CAN BARELY DRAW

We got:

Harbor

Letter

Dorado

Tern

Ratking Spor

Shifting Tanu

[radjerda]

I wanted to be able to draw more than doodly versions of Glorfindel, and so now he gets a fancy outfit designed for him.

Did I go overboard? That remains to be seen.