This is a cringefail blog

I am ALWAYS up for asks about my ocs, aus, etc

[bruggle]

So here's the new master post for my active wips:

She's Fourteen

She's Sixteen

In Which X Adopts A Feral Child:

Fic

creature

Elf Wars AU (still needs an actual title lmao):

<coming soon>

Legends Reborn AU:

Woodlands

Snippet collection:

Of Drabbles, Snippets, and Half Baked Ideas

Heirloom au:

Heirloom

Growing Up

(Dance With Night Wind preface)

Weil helped build Copy X headcanon:

Passerine

Gift fics:

Dear Theodosia

Stand alone fics:

Weil’s Rusted Christmas Carol

[why-bless-your-heart]

The point of Eva Stratt telling Grace that he doesn't have any family, not even a dog, isn't to tell him that he wouldn't be missed: she's telling him that staying is selfish. He doesn't have any genuine obligations on Earth. No dependents, parents or children, nobody he's made any vows to, not even an animal who's counting on him to stay. Meanwhile a whole planet is counting on him to leave.

Also I think it's interesting that Andy Weir has written two novels about military-aged, single, childless men — historically and narratively often treated as a disposable demographic — and emphasized the importance of their survival against all odds.

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[pigeon-appreciator]

???

[bruggle]

1, 9 and 11 for 'Heirloom' please!

1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?

Uuuuuuh… brain went brrr?

Lol

To be honest, it was mostly just thinking about “what if”. What IF Weil was busted before corrupting the Mother Elf? What IF Zero found Omega before he became the murderous psychopath of the Elf Wars? What IF he then proceeded to adopt the reploid AI made from his code?

What then?

9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

Im pretty run and gun when it comes to fic writing. I uh… don’t really draft. Whatever I write is what goes out. I try to look for mistakes, but ya know. I’m just kinda here lol.

11: What do you like best about this fic?

I dunno tbh. It’s just… kind of sweet. And gave a few people some new perspective on Omega as a whole, I think. Which is nice. What about you?

[beardedmrbean]

[annaxbolina]

Reblog if you are a fanfiction author and would like your readers to put one of your fic titles in your ask + questions about it

[hsavinien]

1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?

2: What scene did you first put down?

3: What’s your favorite line of narration?

4: What’s your favorite line of dialogue?

5: What part was hardest to write?

6: What makes this fic special or different from all your other fics?

7: Where did the title come from?

8: Did any real people or events inspire any part of it?

9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

10: Why did you choose this pairing for this particular story?

11: What do you like best about this fic?

12: What do you like least about this fic?

13: What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn’t listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?

14: Is there anything you wanted readers to learn from reading this fic?

15: What did you learn from writing this fic?

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[waythroughtheice]

@bruggle

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[emeraldthelynx]

One of my favourite genres of Megaman X fanfiction.

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

thanks for ruining my post jackass

[chronically-ill-dandy]

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[shocktherapyrecipient]

It’s the fact that

1) OP made a post that seemed interactive but then

2) Did NOT want anyone to actually engage

I remember tumblr at the time. It wouldn’t have changed OP’s post so lmao big L for OP making it weird

But best of all:

Most people didn’t realize there WAS a response until this fuckin UFO went by.

Nature is ✨️Beautiful✨️

[bruggle]

🌹, 🫂 and 💋 for Alia/X? :3

🌹 Who fell harder & who fell first?

I answered this one in another post, unfortunately xD

🫂 What’s their favorite way to hold each other when words aren’t enough?

Uhhh… hm…

I think Alia probably hugs X from behind a bunch. Especially when he’s overwhelmed by everything that just drags him down.

X meanwhile just hugs her whenever he thinks she needs one, even if she’s not actually upset or anything.

💋 Who says “I love you” first & how?

Hmmmm… tbh, I think it’s X. I think the very first time, it came out accidentally xD

But after that, he just always says it first on principle.

Probably with a kiss on her cheek xD

[bruggle]

🌹, 🎂, and 😤 for X/Alia if that’s okay!

🌹 Who fell harder & who fell first?

Tbh, I think Alia fell first. And then X fell harder after realizing all that she does for him. All the little things.

🎂 How do they celebrate each other’s birthdays?

Uuuuh… this one is actually kind of difficult, because there’s a good chance neither of them exactly remember their activation dates. Maybe X does, but Alia maybe wouldn’t? It’s hard to say.

But regardless, they probably just have a nice dinner together. I don’t think reploids are quite as sentimental about their own “birthdays” because they do just have such long life cycles if not killed by outside forces. Though they absolutely will indulge humans who get close to them.

😤 Who apologizes first after a fight, even if they weren’t wrong?

This is… a tricky one.

I think they’d probably be tripping over each other trying to apologize first. Or at the same time. It’d be kind of funny lmao

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[bruggle]

🍳🌅and 💍 for Pallette/Axl, if you don't mind!

🍳 Who cooks & who sets off the smoke alarm trying to help?

Oh you BET your butt Pallette is the one cooking and Axl is setting off the smoke alarm.

That said, Pallette is not a perfect cook. And sets it off on her own plenty of times xD

🌅 Do they go on sunrise / stargazing dates? Which one do they love more?

Honestly? I can see these two loving the sunrises. Another reminder they made it another day when wars could possibly break out at any time.

💍 Would they ever get married? What would the proposal look like?

I like to think they would lol

I imagine Axl tries to set up some elaborate, stereotypical big shindig, just for it to sort of blow up in his face, Pallette to give him a fond, but exasperated look, and demanding he put the ring on her finger already.