#i almost combusted

[hellotweetygirl]

Minho said SHINee’s BACK

[docjamie]

Bf: *kissin my ear*

Bf: *pulls back* "Was that your thing [industrial piercing]?" *rubs his nose* "Ah, f-fuck-" *turns and barely covers snz*

Me: "Um.. you okay?"

Bf: "Shit, babe." *snf* "Your piercing just pierced my nose."

Me: "SORRY-"

I'm sorry, the bf has a pretty sensitive nose and i wish i could rewrite what happened with the amount of 😳 I felt.

[last-of-the-jaded]

“The realms of day and night. Two different worlds coming from two opposite poles mingled during this time.” ― Hermann Hesse, Demian. 

[queenwille]

omg the ndp equality cards debacle only to pick a straight white jewish man im yELLing

[juliaanoia]

The way Columbo talks to his wife on the phone when no one else is around makes me insane, he sounds so happy and tender and she always makes him laugh a little bit, they had no right in being this cute

[emeraldcreeper]

This is for the very pretty lady that that was very nice to me while I was working today 🥺🥺🥺 ur great, if not for the laws of my workplace and the laws of Covid-19 I would have jumped over the counter and kissed ur mouth

[homophobicpalpatine]

LMAO

I forgot to tell y’all about something that happened last weekend.

So I bought a pan flag to wear around the convention as a cape and I was with my friend and her mom. When we met up w/ her mom to get water she was like “Whats that on your back?” and i said “A FLAG” and speed walked away.

[anotherdrama]

i went to a rainbow kitten surprise concert last night and i was in the front row AND HE HELD MY HAND SO TIGHT AND SANG TO ME TWICE!!!!! LIKE LOOKED SO DEEP INTO MY EYES AND HE SANG STRAIGHT INTO MY CAMERA so like it was one of the best nights of my life and now i can never wash my right hand