completely ooc mooning and gushing and Really Gay™ flailing under the cut, so... yeah
*whispers* guys....... guyss..... *pokes you with an empty bamboo cigarette holder* okay, first of all, someone give me a gd cigarette. second: DARLINGS MY LOVELIES MY SWEETIES MY DELECTABLE SACCHARINE MINIATURE MACARON BÉBÉS ????... oh okay, you’re awake. you’ll never guess what just happened to your ole wizened depressive hermit of a vodka aunt/whiskey uncle/wine mom. i literally met A Girl. A Girl... whose name is Belle. You read that right. A girl who is a bibliophile. UH HUH. Who straight [pun intended] up said she found the character a huge inspiration. A celestial angelic creature gracing this earth with her presence. With inhumanly pERFECT plaits and an enchanting smile. had me pinching meself to see if i’d accidentally stumbled into OU@T, where every possibility is there for fantastical subversion, but queer rep inevitably gets trampled on the way to Heternormativity At Any And All Cost... *aherm* [i’m not bitter in any way, what made you think that, of course not] Oh, and she also serves drinks in a local ‘tavern’/pub. And that just makes me like her more. Yeah... I was melting into the carpet [though hopefully not obviously so...]. She was actually the first to initiate and give me her number on my GD check... and... i’m.... still.... reeling........ but, now she says she ‘doesn’t want to lead me on’ after telling me i’m ‘absolutely gorgeous’ and she ‘really enjoyed talking to me’ and that she’s moving out of state by autumn... but, oh hey, a good night message and THEN a series of kitty heart eyes and blushing smiley emojis and ‘goodnight beautiful’ and apparently i then decided it was a good idea to text her in FRENCH [roughly translated to... ‘hey the summer’s a long time. seduce me in the summer, cherie, i’m willing’] ?!?? !!??!?!
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