May 24, 2019
Reasons why I’m a human cat.
1. Napping instead of proper sleep.
2. Able to see in the dark alright
3. “If I fits, I sits”
4. General dislike of lots of people.
5. I climb shit just to climb shit.
6. I knock shit over.
7. I get very close with 3-4 individuals and literally everyone else is meh.
8. Soft and likes head pats.
9. But doesn’t like being touched if I don’t know you.
10. Purring. Yeah I actually purr.
11. Mmmrrrrp?