The person who made "Harder Colonel" has never made Royai Smut. Shame.
yeah literally what the hell? i actually like, don't believe my own self that i've never written it but i went back through all of my old fics and sure enough, there is neither hide nor hair of anything more salacious than the slow dance one shot i wrote a couple weeks ago.
i think the reason why is that i'm not a fan of shoving them together with no preamble and the build up would have to be sort of long for me to justify getting them in bed in a way that fits my interpretation of their relationship. and i am notoriously bad at writing longfic. so if i had to guess what the hell past me was doing not writing royai smut, that would be my guess.