#i barfed

[uckytummyretake]

I just puked down my front before managing to grab my orange pitcher to puke a bunch more.

[uckytummy]

I just threw up. It's usually like 5 hours of nausea before I puke, unless I wake from sleep to puke or have already been puking. I threw up once last night, right over the side of my bed on the tile and had to clean it up. Just now, I felt nauseated all morning but forced down some coffee and uncooked oatmeal with my insulin. I ate the oatmeal about 2 hours ago, and about an hour and a half ago, my stomach started to HURT. Then, just like 10 minutes ago, I got my morning coffee and downed it in like 5 mins because I put ice in it, but I realized immediately by my watering mouth, barely supressable urge to open my mouth and sort of "push", and rising nausea that it was about to come back up. Cup still in hand, I made a bee-line for the sink, which has a garbage disposal and was closest, but halfway from my recliner to the kitchen, puke came up in my mouth without even a gag. I panicked, looking to spit it out somewhere. It tasted sweet, like the coffee, and I spit it into the coffee cup and resumed hurrying to the sink. The next wave came in the cup right as I reached the sink, and good timing because it overflowed it, and then I started vomiting smaller mouthfuls of coffee with still-undigested oats in it all over the dirty dishes. I think I'm in a gastroparesis flare because nothing seems to he digesting, and I'm full and bloated. I'm not too constipated, or at least I don't think I am, I haven't gone yet today, but I'm also on daily laxatives for my global dysmotility.

[wheremyscalesslither]

I’ve been trying to grow my own meal worms for months now but inevitably it turns into maggot soup.

It’s so humid in the house sometimes.

[uckytummyretake]

I threw up again. I was eating a snack before bed. I had peanut butter crackers and also planned to eat pudding, but I started out nauseous. I thought the nausea might be from my blood sugar being slightly on the low side, which is why I was eating. I did okay with the peanut butter crackers. I ate them super fast with water. But as I tried to eat the pudding, I could feel it in my sinuses, and it was making my nausea so much worse. I didn't finish it, and then, after I stopped, I was so nauseated, so I grabbed the plastic bag ive kept handy since earlier, pressed a flat palm with medium pressure in the middle of my upper tummy, and immediately heaved up crackers, water, and also bits of lettuce from earlier.

[ematopia]

Yay Childhood

TBT when i was 12 and i was studying in my room when one of my neighbors came over. Like about 30 minutes later, i assumed they had left since i couldn't hear their voice anymore, so i moonwalked out of my room to get a book and she was just sitting there and didn't look at me but then i just grabbed my book and we made eye contact. She said i had grown taller and that my dance moves had improved. She laughed. I laughed. I was so embarrassed that I barfed. God what the fuck was wrong with me.

[silverblighted]

me: sadly unfollows another person due to NFTs.

[jollysailorswan]

Me: innocently watching a TV show

The TV show: let's mention bts out of nowhere

[levynite]

Guess the emetophobe with the super sense of smell who only discovered the trash bin of rotting seafood was not taken out when they're halfway through washing the dishes