#she laughed

[lemon-boi-and-i]

Not me showing at my former teacher my storyboard for Cumplane comic Homesick. Cause, you know, I am really excited abt this project. And realize too late it has gay smut in it

(she read the whole things while I was sipping my drink shamefully)

[thatboomerangguy]

"Team Avatar, please confirm if I've misread the vibes."

[jukeboxhound]

One of my coworkers of color was weirded out by watching me eat a soft cheese straight from the package with a spoon and nothing else, and apparently the week before she had seen the block of cheddar on my desk with what was clearly teethmarks, and I told her that I'm sorry to come out to her like this but I am, in fact, a white person. 🧀

[farsight-the-char]

H2SH^2, aka shit that is never coming out.

[poneystoney]

It's ok to gift people those DNA kit things so you should be able to gift them some kind of assessment kit so they can get assessed and then treatment for those things.

[izziecalloway]

hermione: please stop sending me pictures of cursed objects

harry: i thought it looked like you

ron: it has your “disappointed in us” vibe

hermione: i AM disappointed in you

harry: nailed it

[pennamepersona]

finally told my gf about the Actually Really Dead master. she was surprised that there was one I hadn't talked about yet and so on board to be curious and then she asked the name and I had to say "mr eaten" out loud and guys it was Humiliating

[noitsforthebetter]

Kaz Brekker invented love. in this essay i will-