#i cannot cook

[maribii]

everytime i go to cook for myself i imagine im in witch hat kitchen and yet i still manage to make the most abominable shit you've ever seen come out of a cast-iron stove and a stainless steel pan

[strwbelle]

keith knows how to make struggle meals but doesn’t actually know how to cook at all. he will burn everything in the kitchen if you left him to cook on his own. this is me pushing my lance is the chef in the relationship agenda and also just lance likes to cook too, not like hunk but he can cook fs

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

boredddddd so boreddddd woe woe is me i hate being injured i’m literally stuck in bed since i somehow managed to further injure myself during my outing this morning :((

please send asks, tag me in things, etc i am so bored

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine Cruella finding out you don't/cant cook or just are too busy to cook, or whatever, and she's appalled that you intend to have- what?- chicken nuggets and raw snow peas for dinner??

So she calls you up as soon as you get home. Says 'You're home now?', waits for you to say 'Yeah, wh- ' then hangs up.

In the next half an hour a delivery guys turns up with a steak and roast potatoes.

Perks of being the rich bitches lover XD

[owlbelly]

jmhowl

Do you have a recipe that you could share? I am ALWAYS looking for more good vegetarian recipes.

you gotta ask Jey for this & Jey recipes are often very vibes-based rather than precise, haha

but every time they make Indian food it's so so so good

[hilariousrabbit]

Youtube Video Idea:

Following the Exact Timeline in the Recipe in Wrap and Rap by Hifumi and Doppo Without Burning my House Down - 3rd Attempt

[dameronology]

peak student life is making crunchy rice for dinner then force feeding it to urself cos it cost u 23p in asda 

[katahnisharma]

man this pot roast is killing me 😂