#i dumb

[paper-eater-i-will-eat-it]

Shout out to the time I fully believed babe Ruth was a woman and when I thought grits was an unholy breakfast meat byproduct

[yappingoth]

My facial blindness ass when most of the population comes in: Uh... what was your name again? Sorry, sorry, I know it's the 15th time you're here, but I don't recognize you.

Me when someone with dyed hair or piercings comes in: Ayyyyy, [client name]! How's it goin', how were your exams, how's the cat doing?

[kuraikocho]

How did i just realize my pronouns page link doesnt work- (i feel like i noticed this previously, but forgot qwq)

[icycoldninja]

No one:

Literally no one:

Me:

I 100% thought Vergil was an older version of Sephiroth when I first saw him. They are kinda similar tho.

[lyamathecatvoid]

Ok look

I know that's silly

But

My dyslexic dumbass though that everyone call him "Plyusha" as russian word... but like few days ago I was like "no that's don't sound right "

And it finally dawned on my silly little brain that it was actually a combination of words "plushie" and "Copia" ...

[fnafhssucksassihateit]

When Bon dyed his hair blue for the first time, Meg and Joy liked to tease him calling him "weezer blue hair".

[escapetodreamworld]

What do i do with all the google docs that are finished fics? cause they're just sitting there next to my wips and its clogging it all up, is there a way to make different files on Google doc? To keep the completed stuff away from the wips and plot ideas