#i hate burpees

[fromkenari]

[fuckedupbutadorable]

I love how sports coaches have 2 completely opposite sides. Like the first one is when you're fit and they're like "you're doing a thousand burpees, a 1000 squats, a 1000 kangaroo jumps and a 1000 pushups. Also, once you're done, we'll get started with the suicides, faster you fucking idiot, faster, faster". And then the second one is when you're injured and they're just like *soothing voice* "okay, can you raise your arm above your head now? Wow! Great job, way to go kid, getting there every day"

[goaldengoats]

The sun came back today!

7 miles and then 27 ish minutes of strength in the sunshine ☀️

[akworldek]

The one who invented Burpees should be poisoned and then shot in the head.

Two-in-one ways to kill. Just like Burpees

[pcheyes]

HELP I FORGOT MY GYM CLOTHES

IM GONNA CRY I HATE DOING BURPEES AND GETRING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED BY MY COACHES

[alissable]

Woke up and got it done.

[fmlfoodservice-stories]

Subscribed to a workout YouTube channel and clicked on "beginner cardio workout"

The trainer said "1st thing we're gonna go is a burpee"

And I said, "the fuck we ain't" and clicked on a different video labeled "no jumping daily stretches"

It is NOT a beginner cardio if the word "burpee" comes anywhere near it. Fuck burpees.

[miz-blue]

Today was a historic day in which I, in all seriousness, uttered the words “I would rather do burpees.”