#i hate nuts

[vero-lynn]

if i gave you (and Brian ofc, the material gurl) some cake can i not go bald and explode and be the #2 Brian stan

You're free from exploding and balding, but the #2 Brian Stan would need for you to give me the whole cake.

[thisbibliomaniac]

Top 5 halloween candies you DONT want to get

Snickers, almond joy, Reese cup, payday, baby ruth

[theexistentialblob]

I'm convinced that whoever came up with the idea of putting nuts in chocolates and brownies was going through a midlife crisis

[awkwardpenguinproductions]

Top 5 desserts? 👀

Ouch, you like to ask the hard questions, don’t you? Very well then!

1) Chocolate cake, but especially

Linda’s Fudge Cake from the Cheesecake Factory! (pic from Google)

2) Chocolate ice cream, especially Ben&Jerry’s Chocolate Therapy!

3) My mom’s special Rosh Hashanah candy, Shanah Tovahs. Chocolate + peanut butter + honey mixed with rice crispies and chilled until solid and then cut into small rectangles. Unfortunately I do not have a picture of them 😭

4) Brownies!

5) Peanut butter and nutella sandwich!

So in conclusion, Your Honor, I am a chocoholic. I have no excuses.

[raspberryconverse]

PSA for your holiday baking

[biscuitaua]

I hate when yall put nuts on cake I don't live my life like that

[neveth]

was told to try and reduce my carb intake because my triglycerides were high.

So I’ve cut pasta out of my usual lunchtime food.

I suspect I’m just going to have to learn to live with feeling hungry and headachey until I adapt or just learn to live with the discomfort.

[the-word-builder]

Never have I felt more betrayed then when biting into something I didn’t know had nuts