#i hate phan

[marlodramatic]

I need my Phil coded lesbian wife soulmate please

I might be Dan coded but I can cook and clean 😭

[freddieemercury]

It's three hours until New Year and I'm sitting here just watching Phan videos. I literally have no life. At all. I don't regret it but I still have no life.

[alienriotz]

Danisnotonfire

Fans make not wanna be in his ' fandom' cause it is all about fcking phan stuff and about how real it and how he is gay like woah, not everything he does is about phill . And if you dare say phan is not real they will kill you have fits

[captainkittycatwhiskersthin-blog]

Being honest

Now people don't hate me i have ocd and if you put hate post about me i will find you and punch you in the face. But anyway..I hate 'phan' yep i hate it the fought of people always saying 'phan is my otp' or 'I f**ng love phan' (almost put pan :/) But i just find it really annoying i mean yeh they are cute but i just dont believe that dan or phil is gay other wise they would share a room and they would have a video like troye did, also they arent gay they are just being weird and looking homosexual for all your need. And another thing they dont spend time looking for a perfect girl because that sounds really pathetic and im sure people dont say 'im going out to find the person for me now'. The videos they do together are ones that you tell them to do, you want them to make videos together to make you satisfied so people my opinion 'phan' isnt real!

[alienriotz]

I'm so tired of phan.

I don't even bother clicking on the danisnotonfire tag anymore . I feel like I am the only person who knows phan is not real. I really hate this ship.

[whateveryoudo-dont-blink-blog]

tumblr's not letting me 'ask' anything or type anything other than tags and titles... help?