#i hate sharpwolf

[machusheart]

"if sharpwolf is a proship that means odypen is a proship cause he cheated-" do you want me to kms? are we forgetting the whole point of the odyssey which is ODYSSEUS GOING HOME TO HIS FAMILY AND NOT TOXIC YAOI OF HIS SON AND SOME PESK??? he was forced to say yes to Circe and probably Calypso because WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT IF HE CHEATED LIKE DON'T GO BACK TO ITHACA ANYMORE THEN???

[kiirbytunaa]

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[machusheart]

★ — My Epic the musical fandom: Hot Takes !

updated cause i'm so silly and dw i'll finish my telemachus x reader reqs after school.

TW: 0p!ñ¡*n$

★ Sh*rpwolf is absolute ass and to let you know I have a deep hatred for it in BOTH versions. "B-but in the odys-" SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP SHUT UP". The misinformation saying that antinous didn't wanna kill telem is crazy desperation like if you're gonna defend your shitty ship, at least don't spread lies oh my days. "But I made an AU where antinous is nice-!" lololol imagine having such an ass ship that you need to mischaracterize the characters LMFAOOOOOO. I don't need to explain this any further I mean, who the hell falls in love with someone you wanted to chop you up in to fish sticks and go after your mom. I blocked multiple people because of this ship on every platform to the point I can tell which artists ship them. Saying this as a former slight darkshipper, I just regained common sense.

★ I don't believe the SA-ing Telemachus theory in Hold Them Down but unfortunately nsfvv artists love that because "toxic mlm!!!" but if you want male sa rep, ODYSSEUS AND CALYPSO EXIST AND YOU STILL CALL HIM A CHEATER WHILE ZEUS IS THE REAL ONE.

★ I hate Antinous for obvious reasons but I don't care if you do love him and all, just don't defend him in front of me.

★ Eurylochus is so overhated. Sure, I would be mad at him for a good while if I were Ody, but the slander is just getting kinda stupid like don't harass people for liking him IS IT THAT HARD. If it weren't for the wind bag sure but, bet we'd all kill that cow out of hunger. I just can never really hate him.

★ Odysseus, Polites and Telemachus are NOT "uwu boy helpless damsel in distress twinks that need their daddy alphas!" Be so for real, TELEM HAS KILLED ALREADY AND ODYSSEUS FOUGHT GODS AND IN THE TROJAN WAR OH MY GOSH. The moment they show vulnerability apparently means they're weak af and we just proceed to ignore their trauma.

★ "Telemachus is such a baby!" No emily, he's a 20 year old man and you just turned 13. He CAN have facial hair and muscles, of course he's a prince with duties and knows what boombayah is. It's unbelievable how there are actually people that say it makes you a pdfile if you simp for him like get a fucking piece of your mind.

★ I don't know YET if it's true that Hermes is Odysseus' great grandpa BUT if you use the stupid ass excuse just to ship them: "but incest was normal back then!" THEN I DON'T WANT YOU ANYWHERE NEAR ME. Stop crying from the fact that we're not in the ancient era where it was nOrMaL. In general, I hate how the love for mlm is interpreted in fandoms. (fyi i find telestratus cute and i don't hate gay men)

★ "SA was normal back then-!" Stop fucking encouraging it part 2.

★ Ship Odysseus and Penelope with whoever you want but if you ask me, I only love Odypen and hate most of the other ships because it ruins the whole point of the story.

★ You don't have to force your headcanons on every human exsiting. You're wasting time sending death threats to artists who don't draw Penelope taller than Odysseus or doxxing people who ship Telemachus with a girl because apparently a 12 year old boy kisser. Just let people have fun with their own headcanons as long as it isn't actually bs.

★ This is the only one I'm open to arguements. The Jorge Harrens controversy. I have you know, I was crashing out since 5am in the morning that day when I found out what he did but after some time, I thought hey, the only proof that Emily has is his apology which is actually mature. I understand that it's her choice to not forgive him and I'm NOT invalidating her trauma but, to think this was around 6 years ago? I feel like it's something that should've been between them and I just hope that Jorge is trying to do better with Talya.

anyways that's enough cussing for me today loves i'm gonna make more telemachus yumeship edits and cry abt school

[machusheart]

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જ⁀➴ Eli / Ardha ⋆ she/her

જ⁀➴ Mizuki & Ena kinnie

જ⁀➴ Telemachus non-sharing!riako / selective? Frodo Baggins yume

જ⁀➴ Loves: Jesus, Telemachus, Mafuyu, Ame, MICO, HWE, urban legends, roblox rpg horror games, buldak, pandas, kuromi, art, writing, music, sports

જ⁀➴ Hates: sh*rpwolf, t*lecirce school, studying, the future.

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[machusheart]

"but in the odyssey-" the suitors (prob antinous too) definitely sa'd the maids in the palace but apparently it's exceptional cause he's "hotter" than eurylochus. also honestly i don't care if you actually like antinous just as long as you don't defend his actions or ship him with telemachus. have a nice day.