#i hate you..

[thatwriterkei]

Hi, how are you today? I’d like to request a headcanon about Lin-Manuel Miranda falling in love with the reader? I bet you’d have fun writing this one since you love him so much 😊

Oh screw off @beauregard-s unless this was someone else then...SCREW YOU TOO

[brightside-brigade]

Thinking about what he could have done to get the boot from heaven. Im sure we'll learn soon, and it's probably bad, but right now I like to think they didn't have a horny jail and had to yeet him.

[ringnis]

I Swear To Fuck.

@kheichou @stephicness @agi92

You are making me want to draw terrible things at 5 am! I can't have this! My artz vomit is weak, as is my hand! And will!

[hazvrd-blog1]

multiples of 5 for the make me admit stuff

資源 : ❪  source  ❫   ›   主題 : ❪  @dvlvm  ❫   ›   狀態 : ❪  accepting  ❫

              05 。 did you hang out with the person you like recently  ?  

“  i like everyone i hang out with, so the answer is  yes  .  and yes, i am being oblivious now, don’t judge me. i just don’t like these questions that kinda invade my privacy. so let’s move on.  ”

             10 。what is the last beverage you had  ?  

“  water. living that   HEALTHY  LIFE  . but we don’t talk about the moments i occasionally smoke, eat burgers and don’t exercise much   ——   definitely living that healthy, healthy life.  ”

             15 。 are you going out with the last person you kissed  ?  

“  i’m   NOT  going out with anyone at the moment. well not in that way, at least.   ”

             20 。 are you starting to realize anything  ?  

“  i guess. this is   ❪   PAINFULLY   vague   ❫   , but one of the things that i am realizing is that i work too fucking much and i don’t know why i had so much work to do these past weeks. what’s with the cruel conspiracy against me..  ”

             25 。 what would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy  ?  

“  i’d probably bitch about it  ?  or better said, that   passive-aggressiveness   would make its appearance and then things would either get sorted out.. or a fight would occur. i don’t know what i’d say, exactly. of course, i wouldn’t like it   ——-   and i’d be really bitter about it. and jealous. i get jealous really easily, so there’s that.  ”

             30 。 does everyone deserve a second chance  ?  

“  no  . next question.  ”

              35 。 do you ever write in pencil anymore  ?  

“  next.  ”

             40 。 does everyone deserve a second chance  ?  

“  no  . next question.  ”

             45 。 why did you kiss the last person you kissed  ?  

“  oh , i wonder why a person would kiss another person. any interesting questions today  ?   ”

             50 。 ever used a bow and arrow  ?  

“  nope, but that should be added to the list of things i should do in the future.  ”

             55 。 favorite type of fruit pie  ?  

“  the  ‘  NOPE  ‘  type.  love that one   ——   but seriously, i am not a big fan of pies.  ”

              60 。 favorite type of fruit pie ?  

“  the  ‘  NOPE  ‘  type.  love that one   ——   but seriously, i am not a big fan of pies.  ”

             65 。 nike or adidas ?  

“  nike.  ”

           70 。 is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing  ?  

“  i don’t think i should have a saying when it comes to such things that are exclusively about another person, no matter how close the person is to me, but it would be fun for us to have more or less similar jobs, you know.. then we could collaborate and all.  ”

           75 。 do you study better with or without music ?  

“  jokes on you, i don’t have to study anymore.  ”

          80 。 hot tea or cold tea  ?  

“  cold tea all the way, dude.  ”

         85 。 hot tea or cold tea  ?  

“  cold tea all the way, dude.  ”

         85 。 are you patient  ?  

“  it depends on the situation, but i do try to be as patient as i can be.  ”

        90 。 opinions on sex before marriage ?  

“  it’s a go from me. i support it and it’s seriously frustrating to see how many people are against others’ happiness for irrational reasons. but we don’t get too much into this topic, it’s better this way.   ”

[cattatoir]

someone: [makes an unnecessarily loud noise, like slamming open or closed a door]

me: [is immediately ready and waiting to fight]

[mondjpg-blog]

Choking, bondage, golden showers, spanking, anus yodelling. There you go!

경기MEME: SEND ME A KINK/FETISH…

SCALE! fuck no - no thanks - eeeh not sure - i’d give it a shot - sure why not omfg yes - there go my pants - holy fuck take me now

     choking – (  there go my pants  )     bondage – (  i’d give it a shot  )     golden showers – (  fuck no  )     spanking – (  holy fuck take me now  )     anus yodeling – (  i literally hate you.  )

[mondjpg-blog]

I think you are a Huge Fucking Brony.

경기MEME: I THINK YOU ARE…

and i think you are a heartless creature that just loves picking on people like me. aren’t you ashamed? shouldn’t you be trying to pick a fight with people your age? pathetic. simply pathetic. and you call yourself a friend? i’m sick of this disrespect.