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i don’t know which cishet man needs to hear this but.............linkedin is not a dating site.

#please do reblog this to spread the word to other cishet men who are unaware #because if i get one more unsolicited dm from a dude on linkedin NOT regarding employment #i will commit a murder #how AM i?? i'm unemployed bitch #Die!!#do not contact me unless you intend to be a sugar daddy or you have a job for me #jesus fucking christ i'm so tired of men #ky posts text

HOW MOTHERFUCKER MARINA HAS RAYAN’S CELLPHONE NUMBER?

I FUCKING SWEAR MARINA.

#personal #spoilers #spoiler #mclll ep 5 #I FUCKING SWEAR #THIS GIRL #I WILL COMMIT A MURDER #HAVING THE NERVE TO CALL HIM AT NIGHT

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… I need a hug.

#Firebird Personal #what the hell #Horobi deserves better than this #Sunagawa deserves better than this #I swear to the gods Takahashi #I will commit a murder #of something #alternatively I need someone to talk positive Horobi #and positive Horobi and Fuwa stuff to me #I'm so tired #why would I even think for a MINUTE #that they'd give Horobi ANY respect #why #why would I even #of course #of COURSE the brainwash and mind control victim would be 'evil'#ugh

Trying to avoid Avengers Endgame spoilers

#bye twitter until wednesday #avengers #avengers endgame #i'm so nervous #if some fucker says something in the theater #i will commit a murder

if you don't wanna get paid then don't fucking show up I don't give a fuck, but don't have me waiting around like Penelope on Odysseus

#i will commit a murder #fandomchaos posts #ethan complaints

took me until today to remember there’s an ice rink 15 minutes from my house and seeing as I’ve been stuck in fucking health class instead of PE for the last three months in BACK ON THE GRIND BABYYYYY

#I AM A DOG WHO REQUIRES MENTAL STIMULATION PLEASE #IF YOU FUCKING MAKE ME READ ONE FOR NUTRITION LABEL #I WILL COMMIT A MURDER #LET ME RUNNNNNNNN #DUDDDDEE I WANNA GO BACK TO HOCKEY AND FRISBEE #FUCKING MAKE ME PLAY SOCCERRRRR #IM DYING INSIDEEEEE #MENTAL HEALTH IN BIN LET ME MOVEEEE #WHY DO WE SPEND THE WINTER IN HEALTH #THIS SHIT IS NOT COMBATTING MY SEASONAL DEPRESSION #LET ME OOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTT #anyway sleepy time #Gnight y’all #wrenlyrambles #itswrenly

anytime i see an edit/video of riki that is anywhere even remotely CLOSE to the hard stan end of the category i am just [angry internal screaming] HE IS SIXTEEN. !!!!!!!!!

#i will commit a murder #several in fact #NO!!!!!!!!!!#magpie thoughts #my little prince

i don't know or care what the fuck mike & molly is but thanks to pandora i know i fucking hate it

#if i have to hear these stupid voices one more time #i will commit a murder #no one cares callie

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