#i would puke

[literally-black-jesus]

I need to eat a comically large pizza rn but I fear my human vessel would expel the nutrients

[basil-from-omori]

Who said you're a stranger to me?

imagine if i blocked this anon and a dear mutual disappears from my dash

[primaryass]

*gets married just so i can send an invitation to miss swift on the off chance she will show up*

[airbf]

to think this blog was most active over 2 years ago qhen i was 14 ... if i saw anyone with '05 in their bio rn i would scream

[thedreadwolfiscoming]

every time the paladins form voltron I keep thinking about one thing - how can they stand being shaken so much?

ok, I can understand the black paladin - he’s in the head so he’s almost always in the same place. Legs are also usually in the same place tho sometimes they move around a lot. But the freaking ARMS?? Voltron constantly uses arms in combat so the red paladin and the green paladin are basically waved around all the time. How can they stand this neverending motion?? this is a millionth times worse than a rollercoaster

[fijimermaidsarereal]

Maybe the reason GA is not going to Boston is because she is going to CHICAGO instead with DD to play tambourine for his show

[dreamw0rms]

my dad is notorious for eating really weird things (peanut butter and tofu sandwiches are a typical example) but he just outdid himself. He mixed cheetos and meatloaf into his soup. CHEETOS. AND. MEATLOAF.

[thehohroom]

omg what if jon actually voted out neda