To Whomever Is In Charge Of Such Things:
I would like to formally submit my candidacy for the next Doctor. Listed below are various reasons why I would be suitable :
1. I've been mistaken for the Doctor before, which has lead to awkward long rambling explanations about how I am currently not, in fact, the Doctor.
2. I have an extensive collection of hats, some of which I made myself.
3. I look fabulous in coats of varying length, styles, and colors.
4. I also own coats of varying length, styles, and colors.
5. One of those coats is purple leopard print. Make of that what you will.
6. I will make you delicious desserts.
7. I will also make you one of the aforementioned hats.
8. I could also try my hand at making you a coat, but I can not garauntee that it will be as fabulous as the purple leopard print one.
9. I have a very expressive face.
10. I have been told that my hand gestures when explaining things of a sciency nature are highly entertaining.
I realize that there is one thing that may invalidate my candidacy, that I am of the Floridian persuasion. Therefore, I am also willing to accept the role of a Villain within the series, provided that I be allowed to laugh maniacally at some point in time.
Thank you for you consideration.