#i'm also lazy

[windup-dragoon]

She was waiting for him to come home. 

[shinigamimailjeevas]

i posted a thing. Finally. Feels like forever lol. I hate editing

[moonsyrups]

[jhoudiey]

I just realized I've maxed my budget for commissions for the next little while so I'm going to have to do Yoru's birthday card art myself. Fuck.

[1eeminho]

I can't answer the rest of the emoji anons zainab how did u do it this is so hard tf

[remysims]

Awww thank you for the follow love!!! 💕😍💕💕

Hey, I swear that I was already following you lol. But no problem, I seem to follow more S4 blogs then S3 these days anyway and I love your story🧡💛

[a-lonely-alchemist]

Me @ myself: ngh,,,, oc content-

Also me @ myself: you want me to draw your oc's huh????? Bitch. I won't draw your dumb little oc's you fucking moron. You idiot. Absolute bafoon. Maybe make some fucking good oc's next time. Oh wait. You won't. Bc you're a fucking idiot motherfucker. Watch this *aggressively draws my friend's oc's and canon characters*

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

I miss when you used to tell embarrassing stories

I don’t lmao. They are embarrassing

Alright, fine but this is the last one. So, my dog has this stuffed racoon that squeaks, right? And she wanted to take it outside, but I don’t let her have toys outside because she never brings them back in and I’m lazy as fuck and I’m not going to go get them. 

Well, it was about 4 am, I was up because fuck a normal sleep schedule. I open the door to let her out and I saw what I thought was a racoon on the porch. It’s pitch black, I have no porch light because it burned out and I’m too lazy to change it. All I saw was the tail, and I fucking screamed. 

My dog jumped, I jumped, and I’m sure somewhere a neighbor jumped after getting woken up. When the racoon didn’t move, I poked it with my foot and jumped for no reason because it still didn’t move. But I was panicked, okay? There was no rational thought process at this time. I never once thought of the toy. 

My dog started sniffing it, and at this point, I’m worried it’s a dead racoon. But when she bit it, I swear my heart stopped. It wasn’t until the fucking thing squeaked that I realized it was the stupid toy. 

Still don’t know how it got out there since I never let her bring it. Of course my dog was sitting there with it in her mouth, little tail wagging and the fucking toy squeaking as she looked up at me.  

At least she was happy.