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Not sure if you're still taking requesting, but how would the scions feel about wol being a sarcastic smartass at every opportunity they get?

ohohohohohoo I loveee this. Mostly because I'm too much of a sarcastic smartass to write my WoL as anything else. I couldn't decide if I wanted this to be romantic or not so I went for ?!!!!!????!

(SFW)

The Scions with a Sarcastic, Smartass WoL:

Thancred

Finally, someone who speaks his language fluently.

You become friends quickly.

That isn’t to say you haven’t (or couldn't have) gone for his throat at times.

The Scions have informally banned the two of you from drinking together.

But you both enjoy the feeling of the fight, don’t you?

Estinien

At first, he’s the guy who absolutely does not have time for this.

Slowly, he begins to miss your smartass additions to every conversation.

Your boldness always brings a certain liveliness to the group.

And your technique on the battlefield? Even bolder.

He “supposes” he’ll put up with your attitude.

G’raha Tia

When you meet in ARR, he’s a bit socially naive and confused by you.

In Shadowbringers, he’s much more appreciative of your attitude…

Almost as if he missed it or something.

He wants to get mad in the moment, but you’re often right—especially when you call out the difficult truths no one wants to acknowledge.

Urianger

When you first join the Scions, he is a much more private and secretive man.

Now, he has finally come to recognize the underlying humor in your remarks.

He understands that your sharpness is ultimately a defense born from all you have endured.

And he cannot wait to stand by your side as you face whatever trials await.

Y’shtola

Well, two can play at this game.

It’s not as if she wasn’t raised by a grumpy cave witch or something.

And she knows you’ll eventually give in.

She sees the painful truths beneath everything, doesn’t she?

Tataru

Pfft. She sees right through you.

She’s got jokes.

She could have your ass dragged halfway across the deserts of Thanalan if she really wanted to.

But she knows you mean well.

She simply understands that you struggle to express those feelings properly.

Krile

Oh, she knows sass.

She knows how to throw sass back—and you are no expert compared to her.

You’re lucky she’s far too kind.

Otherwise, you’d experience a complete ego death.

She's sparing you.

Alisaie

Ohhhh. Being a menace is both of your love languages.

Everything becomes a competition between you two.

She would never admit that you’re similar, though.

Immovable object versus unstoppable force dynamic.

Pretending to hate each other as a joke type beat.

Alphinaud

He follows along shyly at first, worried about getting on your bad side.

But eventually, he understands.

The dry remarks, the sarcasm, the bluntness…

Somehow, they begin to feel less like hostility and more like affection.

[uriangerswife]

she's kissing her catboy 🥰💕

[starfallsoup]

twins at the carousel art trend with haurchefant & his love letters (i wanted to make a happy one 🥺 selfship serotonin)

[fourteentheart]

Day 1 - Forge & Temper

For #XIVRarepairWeek2026 on bsky!

[mythiclings]

smoochathon ... i usually just draw them standing next to each other so

[headphonetrash]

Finally resubbed to XIV and missed these little guys, happy belated Valentine's Day from a really really strange wolship trio 💕