#i'm doing work

[takingontheworldtogether]

i get to the space where i am supposed to do my work. i say to myself "now i will start doing work." i open up tumblr.com and reblog silly little posts for 25 minutes. i have still not done work

[appleebees]

guy sitting right next to me in a wide open study space... playing videos out loud on his phone... i am about to leap across the small space dividing us, snatch the device from his hands, and shatter it on the fucking floor

[niallloverontheloose]

Sometimes you just have to drink on a Sunday. 

[jelbertie]

Me: doing work with my earphones in, being productive

Mum: *comes into my room and starts telling my to do stuff*

Me: *taking me earphones out cause I didn't hear her* What?

Mum: there's no need to get in a mood

[dyscodike]

I'm so excited for all the futch lesbians emerging in the world. bless us all.

[sashayed]

i kept meaning to take down my AC window unit, but i was like "oh, climate change is real, maybe summer will come back" so i waited too long, and now the WINDOW is FROZEN and won't budge and the AC is STUCK in there and my apartment is a TUNDRA because PLASTIC AIR CONDITIONERS AREN'T GOOD INSULATORS!!!!!

[teenytinycoffeebean]

*"Takin Care of Business" blasts from out of the dorm room* *puts on sunglasses indoors* YEAHHHHH

[myinefficientmind]

Someone outside my window keeps barking really loudly . . . . so I had to bark back.