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[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[steviemcfly]

Who are the hated popular group in high schools these days? Like, how we always complained on our myspaces and livejournals about “preps.” Who are the “preps” of today?

[errorschacha]

It’s p much cozies vs. modders, cheerhards, fruit babies, et cetera, plus you’ve got your muppet girls, wraiths, mechanoids and whatnot. Cozies only really get on with each other, though they might date a muppet girl or two. Fruit babies are cool with anyone who’s not a cozy. Modders always want to date mechanoids, of course, but they rarely get a chance to. Modders stay underappreciated, honestly. Cheerhards are vicious, razors in their pompons and all that, going around shoving everyone else into lockers (except for wraiths, who are incorporeal).

I paid serious banknote for this 411, use it well.

[wickedlittlecritta]

[softichill]

I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[ploobytumbls]

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

[ploobytumbls]

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

[rigormortem]

When someone answers your ask privately it feels like this

[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I

[piernik-miodowy]

“Boogie Street ‘52, Revachol” (Kim has this in his wallet)

A revamp of my 2022 Disco piece hehe

[appleebees]

not to post heterosexuality on main but our current dnd sidestory has the most beautiful potential for doomed romance ever and I can't stop thinking about it

[appleebees]

I haven't posted anything concrete about dnd so it sounds insane to say this (bear with me) but when I was initially stewing on this dynamic the only phrase that kept coming to mind was "doomed yuri" (BEAR WITH ME). I dismissed this and moved on

However. our party cleric recently revealed that he (irl) (the real guy) has been under the impression that my character is a woman for the past 3 sessions so maybe we're both onto something

[thesluts2004]

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

[tyrian-red]

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

[fiafey]

this is not enough

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[dragonpyre]

[teradul]

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

[crowboy-bebop]

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

[tlirsgender]

Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"

[tlirsgender]

[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext

[sqbr]

Them: So you're saying its bad and I shouldn't watch it?

Me: I mean depends on your tolerance for this type of racism, but like I said it's my favourite show, it def has some great parts if you're up for it.

Them: Oh so it's not racist.

Me: It absolutely is.

Them: So you're saying racism is ok??

Me: No.

[mikkeneko]

[appleebees]

blizzard's (presumed) sheer laziness giving us one of the first big studio nonbinary protagonists is still one of the funniest things ever