#i'm exaggerating

[liquidstar]

Subaru arcs 1-2: puck is so cuuute he's such a cute little kitty I just wanna pet his fur and hold him 🧡🧡🧡🧡 look I made a puck plushie ^_^ hehe yay

Subaru arc 3+: I wish cars were invented so puck could get hit by one

[vandervogel]

In Reguri fanfics, Professor Oak is Lusamine levels of abusive

[pixelbit]

Why's everyone embarrassed to do anything, God forbid your a little cringe bro, genuinely could fall don't the stairs head first, cracked it open and as i am at the bottom of the stairs, one leg with a born sticking out and blood streaming down my face and into my eyes, begging for help someone will go and say "..bro that's sooo cringe-like get up bro"..... Right.

[baesuahkafka]

New Hellblade! What!

Thank you for making more of these games for me personally. They significantly change me each time.

[vamp-in-training]

"I thought you liked me"

"Oh my God, you don't have a crush on me?!"

"I thought you and _______ had crushes on each other"

Things that a naturally charismatic vampire deals with so very often.

Barriers by @pixopix

[scroofy-was-here]

sometimes I worry if i'm repeating the same word too many times but then I remember that Tolkien wrote the word queer basically every two paragraphs so it's okay

[tacticaljorts]

do you find it hot and/or endearing when I text you 37 times and send several voice memos because I was pissed off about my college fiction writing professor and laughed at this tiktok about bootcut jeans and also I like you? (please say yes)

[theres-a-hole-in-my-wall]

there's no bigger anxiety than waiting for your dough to rise

the whole time I'm like

I fucked it up I fucked it up I fucked it up I fucked it up I fucked it up I fucked it up I fucked it up I fucked it up I fucked it up I fucked it up I fucked it up I fucked it up

Im not a great baker😭