Dracula's Sugar Baby

Minor || Otherkin || He/Him || Goth || Queer af || NSFW DNI

[vamp-in-training]

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∆ Welcome to my blog!!!! I go by Monroe and Fang. I am otherkin, alterhuman, and just cool. I use He/Him but I am completely fine with being called Miss or Ma'am (in like a drag way)

∆ This blog is mostly going to be used to explain my experiences and stuff with my alterhumanity.

∆ I selfship but I won't post too much about it in this acc.

∆ I'm goth, I like counting, I'm courteous and chivalrous, and I need my fangs back SO BAD

★More Information★

° I am vampirekin (obviously), owlkin, snakekin, and otherhearted towards rams.

° I am hypersharing with Caine (TADC) and Eddie Dear (Welcome Home)

° I am a transman. I am omnisexual with a female preference, but men are hitting right rn. I'm arospec and aspec. And I want to be a drag queen when I get more money

Dividers by @pixopix

[mxrphin3]

the alterhuman experience

[vamp-in-training]

I don't selfship with Dracula, but Van Helsing makes me feel I'm cheating.

"Sorry, Babe. I know you have this evil ex who wants to kill you, but he's kinda hot. He's such a green flag too. How could you hate him— Right, he's trying to kill you."

[vamp-in-training]

Update on my Dracula reading. Lucy is almost dead. Oh god. The guy came back. Lucy is almost dead.

[vamp-in-training]

I made it further into Dracula (homo). Van Helsing is kind of bad. I feel conflicted.

Edit: I'm afraid I wasn't clear enough. I will do Van Helsing.

[mentholmutt]

[arctic-the-otherkin-alterhuman]

I think the vampires would have those popcorn ceilings so that they were easier to crawl on as a bat.

Like imagine walking into a vampire’s manor and you just see like a dozen or so bats on the ceiling discussing dinner parties and hunting techniques.

They would probably lose their aura almost instantly, but I think it’d be funny.

[tyler-aint-real]

might as well put this on my main too

[vamp-cvtter]

I feel so inhuman

I feel like I’m constantly trying to fool everyone into thinking I’m one of them

I just feel so different

So other

I wish I was normal

I wish I was the norm

[vamp-in-training]

I've been so dead. Literally. I promise to start posting soon.

[vamp-in-training]

This is not much of a vampire rant, but my grandma had spam called me for a week straight while I've been off my phone and busy just to ask me to the movies. This is a PSA for older people. It could've been a text.

[vamp-cvtter]

“Vampires will never hurt you.” WRONG I am a vampire and I will hurt you for… undisclosed reasons

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Here's a bunch of gifs I made of Audrey 2

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Rambling

I am working on a book, or at least a story I want to tell. It's a romance between a human and a dhampir. Very in character of me, I know, but I've had this idea for a long time and I'm only now getting close to executing it. My only problem is writing and world building. It takes place around 2015-2016. Which wasn't a very long time from now, but I'm afraid everything has changed so much since then. It would, usually, be an easy time period to work from since I was alive and living, but I was not conscious enough to actually remember anything. So far, the music has been the easiest thing to build on. In media, it is also heavily mistaken for 2012-2014, so I have to work on what I remember as an elementary schooler.

I didn't remember seeing any alternative people, though dying your hair bright colors was super popular. To add onto this, I read that the scene and emo scene was dying down as e-girls started to gain popularity, which was the most popular during 2018-2020. Flannels. Everywhere. For everyone around my age, slime was super popular, but not popular enough to sell in stores. Rainbow patterns everywhere. Rainbow cheetah print was popular. mem. Ask older friends on descriptions on 2016 experience. Gaming was getting popular for both genders, though everyone else's really prejudice. Tons of racism, it was really bad. James Charles. Shane Dawson. Colleen Balanger. Dank memes it makes me nauseous remembering that era. Anime was pretty niche. That owl print thing that was everywhere until 2018.

Well, more about the plot of the book. The book is generally about accepting yourself as who—what—you are. My main character is a child from a teen mother whose baby daddy abandoned them. Despite growing as a person, she, my main character, couldn't help but find herself stunted romantically. While people were exploring themselves during their young adulthoods, she found herself working for what she thinks she needs: a successful career doing something she can tolerate. Her love interest, the dhampir, is a librarian who dealt with the opposite situation. He had two loving parents that had to hide anyway because of the nature of their relationship, them being vampire and human. Because he was in a situation where he needed to hide so often, he ended up sheltered. The only way to survive was to act as either one or the other; human or vampire.

My book is really going to tackle some of the things I struggled with: internalized racism in the form of vampirism, overworking, burn out, writer's block, internalized transphobia, gender dysphoria, body dysmorphia, addiction, ect ect. It's going to be written from two different points of view, how I am going to do this specifically, I don't know. I will probably use journal entries for one half and an in person point of view for the other. I feel bad for making the main couple straight, but there might be something that changes that. Potential yuri 😼 The biggest largest problem I have out of all the problems is that I don't know how to write millennials, aka most of my cast. I'll figure it out though.

[vamp-in-training]

I am apparently a performative male now. I will lure women with my matcha drinking, Dracula reading, and niche, alternative band listening self. I am officially coming out as a male manipulator.

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Ok, this is going to be my first real post about my experiences.

I feel like, as a vampire, I feed more off of emotions than I do anything else. I mean, yeah, blood is fine, but give me a good genuine smile and I'll be full for a while. Honestly, that just sounds like I am an empath rather than a vampire, but I do not feel anything for these people; I am very hypoempathetic. And because I am apparently a very reactive person, I tend to draw more from people.

I don't mind blood either. The taste of it is something I couldn't describe. Albeit, I've only fed upon myself, so I wouldn't say I am an "experienced vampire who has bitten many people and managed to draw blood". I can only wish for such an opportunity.

I am also like Marceline from Adventure Time. I feed off the color red. It is not the strongest but it helps get rid of urges that I do not wish to possess in daily society. I want to blend in. It's easier that way. Not even my friends expect me to be one. I'm too open, not mysterious enough, unvampiric. I think it's a good thing.

I am planning to gaslight people though, especially my table mates in my first period. I want to see how they'd react, but, woe is me, I cannot afford the shipping fee that Amazon offers. Because Amazon sucks at letting a family share Amazon prime. I do not even like Amazon in the first place.

If anything is to help with my vampirism, it is that my ears are naturally pointed, and my canines are sharper. They were sharper. Before they got filed down; to which I attempted to file them back to a point, which made them even duller. Never trust a dentist that only cares about money.

[vamp-in-training]

"I thought you liked me"

"Oh my God, you don't have a crush on me?!"

"I thought you and _______ had crushes on each other"

Things that a naturally charismatic vampire deals with so very often.

Barriers by @pixopix