Dracula's Sugar Baby

Minor || Otherkin || He/Him || Goth || Queer af || NSFW DNI

[vamp-in-training]

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∆ Welcome to my blog!!!! I go by Monroe and Fang. I am otherkin, alterhuman, and just cool. I use He/Him but I am completely fine with being called Miss or Ma'am (in like a drag way)

∆ This blog is mostly going to be used to explain my experiences and stuff with my alterhumanity.

∆ I selfship but I won't post too much about it in this acc.

∆ I'm goth, I like counting, I'm courteous and chivalrous, and I need my fangs back SO BAD

★More Information★

° I am vampirekin (obviously), owlkin, snakekin, and otherhearted towards rams.

° I am hypersharing with Caine (TADC) and Eddie Dear (Welcome Home)

° I am a transman. I am omnisexual with a female preference, but men are hitting right rn. I'm arospec and aspec. And I want to be a drag queen when I get more money

Dividers by @pixopix

[vamp-in-training]

Actual texts I sent my friend while finishing ch 11 of Dracula:

[vamp-in-training]

DR STEWARD IS 29 HIM AND LUCY HAVE A TEN YEAR AGE GAP

[vamp-in-training]

I might start another side blog about a different major kintype I have. Who knows

[vamp-phnx]

[rottenvampbat]

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

[mxrphin3]

the alterhuman experience

[vamp-in-training]

I don't selfship with Dracula, but Van Helsing makes me feel I'm cheating.

"Sorry, Babe. I know you have this evil ex who wants to kill you, but he's kinda hot. He's such a green flag too. How could you hate him— Right, he's trying to kill you."

[vamp-in-training]

Update on my Dracula reading. Lucy is almost dead. Oh god. The guy came back. Lucy is almost dead.

[vamp-in-training]

I made it further into Dracula (homo). Van Helsing is kind of bad. I feel conflicted.

Edit: I'm afraid I wasn't clear enough. I will do Van Helsing.

[mentholmutt]

[arctic-the-otherkin-alterhuman]

I think the vampires would have those popcorn ceilings so that they were easier to crawl on as a bat.

Like imagine walking into a vampire’s manor and you just see like a dozen or so bats on the ceiling discussing dinner parties and hunting techniques.

They would probably lose their aura almost instantly, but I think it’d be funny.

[tyler-aint-real]

might as well put this on my main too

[vamp-cvtter]

I feel so inhuman

I feel like I’m constantly trying to fool everyone into thinking I’m one of them

I just feel so different

So other

I wish I was normal

I wish I was the norm

[vamp-in-training]

I've been so dead. Literally. I promise to start posting soon.

[vamp-in-training]

This is not much of a vampire rant, but my grandma had spam called me for a week straight while I've been off my phone and busy just to ask me to the movies. This is a PSA for older people. It could've been a text.

[vamp-cvtter]

“Vampires will never hurt you.” WRONG I am a vampire and I will hurt you for… undisclosed reasons