#i'm going to hell lol

[saintdollyparton]

Y'all think Zoey ever sent the girls this video with the caption, "This could be us but you playin'" ??

[djkerr]

Kurt? It's the middle of the night. What are you doing? There's a fire on the West Side. From lightening. Oh, my God. This is about your speech. I'm almost done. No, you're not. You only have two sentences. They thought I wasn't honoring the occasion. Oh. Meaning they thought you weren't fawning enough? I'm fine. Just go back to bed. Wait. Give me that. No. You hate him. Yes, but I love YOU. And you don't have the fawning gene.

TGF 03x10 The One About the End of the World

[all-or-nothing-baby]

babygirl!dean, aged 19 (a.k.a. ripe for rhonda)

[supernaturalkickparty]

¿Por qué Rodrick se ve así?lmao

[linjessicalin]

Luke figures he may as well try out some ballet

His face says it all lmao

He'll always find a way to fall dramatically <3

[kaluwa-del-conte]

Today's Gmmore was everything for me. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm tearing up so bad!!

[threeraptors]

I've been thinking about boys with severe disability after multiple cardiac arrests recently.

Brain damage, coma, walking up from it with motor control issues, spasticity, no or very limited speech. Needing an NG tube. Frequent seizures. And of course still cardiac and respiratory problems, living under the threat of another cardiac arrest, possibly depending on a ventilator.

His lover and caregiver helping with his basic needs, checking his vitals, being the only one who understands what his twitches and moans mean...

[doctorgerth]

NSFW relationship headcanons for Kid and/or Law??

Oh honey, you mentioned two of my favorite boys - YOU’RE GETTING BOTH! I hope you’re ready ~

Btw, to my followers, I know for HCs I usually use “they/them/partner/lover/etc.” but for this one I decided to use “you” - let me know which you prefer! Also, if I have issues with the #nsfw tag and tumblr again, I might change what I label as nsfw, so be on the lookout for that!

Phew, I was getting real hot writing these for you! Enjoy, my sinners

(( WARNING: HEAVY NSFW ))

HCs Relationship NSFW (Kid, Law)

Kid:

- this guy is a walking sex machine

- he can go for it anywhere, anyhow, anytime, so you better be prepared

- rough, dirty, and primal sex is all he knows - don’t come at him with all that romantic bullshit

- if he’s gonna fuck you, he’s gonna fuck you hard till your legs are just jelly beneath you

- his stamina is off the charts - can go like three rounds before he gives in

- his fav positions are doggy style, reverse cowgirl, or bending you over literally anything

- Kid is a total ass man; he likes to get a view of that delicious ass of yours

- which goes to show he will do anything to the booty - anal, fingering, eating you out, etc. he has no shame in worshiping the booty

- he also enjoys 69ing if your body lengths will allow it

- likes to see you on your knees deep-throating his dick until you’re choking; he’ll grab big handfuls of your hair and just fuck your face telling you over and over how good you are

- “Fuck, you suck me so good baby…”

- likes it when you fan his flaming ego while being fucked

- “Who’s fucking you so good, huh? Scream it for me. Let everyone know who is fucking your brains out.”

- “You like taking this big dick, don’t you babydoll?”

- loves when you are vocal and tell him how good he’s doing

- loud as fuck in bed, it’s rather embarrassing, but he’ll also murder anyone who makes fun of him for it

- not into being called daddy fr

- just call him Kid or captain and that’s enough to quicken his relentless pace

- a total power top

- rarely bottoms, but when he does, he’s of course a power bottom as well

- for the majority of the time, he has to be in charge

- he’ll let you take control every now and then, but it never lasts long

- he does not like being restrained

- he’s a pretty kinky guy and is into choking you or using gags - he loves hearing your muffled, desperate screams of pleasure

- he also has come to love being slapped around a bit?? it fuels his adrenaline and makes for some wild sex; only if you are comfortable with it, of course, but you better not tell anyone!

- expect lots of scratching, biting, hair-pulling, spanking, and choking when having sex with Kid; you’ll be a bruised, aching mess in the end, but oh so satisfied

- on the flip side, there are times when Kid is tired but still wants to have sex

- this is when sex is calmer - still not overly romantic - but just lazy, ‘I want to make you feel good’ sex

- he is sorta gentler then, and his pace is slower - this is when he really takes his time to learn about you; and tease the hell out of you

- he’s not really that selfish in bed - he definitely wants you to feel good as well!

- it really damages his ego when he can’t make you come, but no worries - he’ll just work harder next time

- speaking of cumming, Kid loves it if you were to swallow (no mess to clean up!); but if not, he prefers to cum all over your chest or ass with your permission

- prefers receiving oral rather than giving, only because he’s still learning and he’s just too rough sometimes

- he’s experienced sure, but he acts like he is way more experienced than he actually is smh

- after your sessions, Kid will tell you how great you were, how hot the sex was, etc.

- there’s some pillow talk, but it’s honestly not too much until he passes out with his arm around you, pulling you close

- he’s unknowingly extra cuddly after sex

Law:

-  you wouldn’t think it, but Law gets super turned on by public sex

- he loves to pull you into the bathroom or the kitchen and just fuck you right there against the wall knowing that anyone could walk in any second

- he’ll cover your mouth with his tattooed hands, muffling your moans while he pounds fiercely into you

- quickies are really the only time Law is super primal, which really doesn’t happen that often; only when he’s feeling particularly scandalous

- regular sex with Law is desperate, lustful, and passionate

- a relentlessly teasing partner, it’s almost sadistic; he doesn’t know when to stop!

- he’ll have you on the verge of full blown tears before he gives you what you’ve been asking for; it’s such a turn on to be so desperately needed

- which goes without saying that Law is super into you begging for him

- he wants you to tell him exactly what you want

- your flustered face is just too cute

- “You look so cute begging for me, (Y/N)-ya.”

- “Tell me exactly what you want and I’ll give it to you~”

- doesn’t call you any names and doesn’t want to be called any himself

- your own personal names are intimate enough; plus he gets super turned on hearing you whine his name

- his fav positions are the butterfly, the pretzel, or any intimate position where you can maintain eye contact

- he loves to see his your flushed face - your cheeks all puffy, the desire in your eyes, the sweat in your disheveled hair, your mouth open moaning out his name…it’s all such a turn on for him

- this man being a doctor, he definitely knows his stuff

- he doesn’t have to be experienced (tbh he’s not really) but he knows all of the zones and just how to please you

- dangerously skilled with those long, slender fingers of his…he’ll have you cumming all over his hand easily within minutes of foreplay!

- all of foreplay with Law is almost just as good as actual sex!

- he’s a slut for sucking dick; a total pro at deep-throating

- Law is a switch; he can equally enjoy dominating and being dominated

- enjoys using restraints and blindfolds, but nothing too complicated

- when you top him, he’ll tease you heavily with that devilish smirk of his

- “You like seeing me beneath you, huh (Y/N)-ya? Do you like having me under your control? I’m all yours, do as you wish~”

- and you just give up every. single. time.

- how are you supposed to take control when he’s tempting you so badly??

- Law doesn’t find sex embarrassing in the least bit; he knows all the bodily functions and sounds can be kinda gross but it doesn’t bother him in the slightest

- he just loves bonding with you, he recognizes the emotional impact of sex

- which is why he doesn’t just have sex with anyone

- unfortunately, Law’s sex drive is pretty low

- this man is constantly stressed and tends to only focus on one thing at a time; making love to you is sometimes the last thing on his mind

- he tries to make it up to you with lengthy, passionate sessions that leave you fully satisfied and unable to walk for a little while…

- after sex, he always reminds you to pee afterwards (this is important people!) and he will help you change the sheets or whatever you wanna do to clean up

- if it’s not too late in the day/night, he likes to finish off with a hot bath where you two just relax and scrub each other clean

- some times things get too sensual and you go another round in the shower, but hey, you’ll easily clean up afterwards!

- Law hardly sleeps as it is, so he’ll engage in pillow talk with you until you fall asleep

- he loves to watch your eyes slowly flutter closed and drift off to slumber

- depending on how exerting the session was, he might fall asleep soon after

- if not, he’ll hold you for a little longer until he slips away back to his office to get back to work