Feb 21, 2017
me: *sees a Republican's opinion*
Me: *sighs loudly*
Mom (a republican): what's wrong
Me: nothing.
Me: *SIGHS AGAIN*
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me: *sees a Republican's opinion*
Me: *sighs loudly*
Mom (a republican): what's wrong
Me: nothing.
Me: *SIGHS AGAIN*
God-tier desperation is applying for Marvel’s New York offices with some impassioned cover-letter about how you spent a month reading Deadpool Comics.
Ever have those moments where you notice little things you do and you're like "wtf how could I ever expect anyone to live with me willingly" Like I take up an entire queen sized bed, I WILL eat an entire pie in one sitting, I once farted for like 20 seconds straight; I can't see someone calling those "adorable quirks that I love you for"
OMB Shawniebo - I'm Gr8 | Dir. @WETHEPARTYSEAN
Oh my god we missed or one year anniversary, we should be ashamed of ourselves @possesstiel
u kno when someone gives u Good Advice but u know immediately that you’re 100% gonna ignore it
ONLY👏THREE👏MORE👏FOLLOWERS👏TILL👏MY👏NEXT👏THOUSAND👏
The girl who works at Lush was upset about being sorted into Slytherin and I shower her how great and nice Slytherins can be and now she's not as sad 😊