Im Actually Freaking Hilarious.

Fun self talk, and a lot of self deprecating humor

[self-hahahatred]

Anyone else get diahrea when their allergies are bad? Just me? Cool

[self-hahahatred]

Heyo my dad fuckin sucks and I’m saddddd

[self-hahahatred]

A venting moment for my venting tumblr:

I’ve been juggling a shit ton to try to make my girlfriend happy since I’ve been away so much doing Greek shit which she’s jealous of and I just feel like I can’t do anything right and I’m continually sacrificing the time I would’ve had to catch up on sleep to try and make her happy instead and that’s not ideal because it’s finals week now and I’m dead af

[self-hahahatred]

I’m so sorry to the people I was too afraid to protect.

[self-hahahatred]

I need to fucking chill

[bunnies-and-sunshine]

Bunny embarrassment.  Once again, I embarrass poor little Simon bun by catching his silliness on camera.  For a second there, I thought I’d have to help him right himself.  Tonic immobility is no fun at all!  No worries–the little fella was okay afterwards.

[self-hahahatred]

I love that quote: “be so unapologetically yourself that others feel they can be themselves too”

But that’s intimidating as shit- do you know what a doof I am when I’m comfortable

[self-hahahatred]

Man I love that my anxiety’s just coming back full force that’s my favorite thing yeppers

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i’m screaming

[emiliusthegreat]

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

[striikee]

Yall are missing the best fucking part

[self-hahahatred]

My sister: tells me about some really ridiculous “drama” w her bf

Me: spits out water on accident bc she told me especially ridiculous “drama”

My sister: you need to stop spitting everywhere

Me: it’s not my fault

Me: I have a lot of phlegm

[self-hahahatred]

Sometimes I wonder if I’m actually gay but then I ask myself “would straight women actual freak the fuck out so much about fictional lesbians” and then I’m like “okay yeah I’m not straight”

[self-hahahatred]

Me: *goofing around with my sister, puts my leg up in the air*

Sister: *sees my leg hair*

Sister: lmao Emma that’s not natural

Me:...

Me: yes it is. That’s the whole thing about leg hair.

[self-hahahatred]

It doesn’t seem right

That someone I’m so proud of isn’t here

Someone I was so excited for isn’t here

Someone I was so excited to know and to tell others “yeah, I’m related to them!”

It’s not fair someone who loved me so much, who I loved so much, and was so excited to grow with, is gone.

I feel a little dead too.

[thebookwormfairy]

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*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*

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Same

[the-v-gees]

Who me? Paranoid? Nooooo!

[disaceters-blog-deactivated2025]

I hate these fucking chain reblogs but I feel threatened

[self-hahahatred]

My Gemsona is the kid Connie beat the shit out of in Mindful Education

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a cute girl casually came out to me the other day and I handled it so gracelessly that I might as well have just stuck my entire foot in my mouth instead

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anyway we’re dating now and the first time she kissed me I said “thanks for that, I appreciate it” because I have no idea how to function

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I proposed to her twice (with & without a ring, the first time it was without a ring because I was worried she was gonna propose first) and she cried both times

[self-hahahatred]

This is the dream wtf

[self-hahahatred]

For some reason I just read the words “dumb ass vines” as “dumb ass whites” in my head and tbh mood