#i'm immortal

[asrasfanpage]

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

HEY, YOU!

YEAH, YOU, READER!

THIS IS @the-one-and-only-piper-offical AND I AM THE LEADER OF THR OFFICALVERSE!

(which I rightfully won in a rap battle btw)

But becuz we're all big fans of the Ides of March, @trans-cousin-offical HAS FUCKING DECLARED A REVOLT AGAINST ME!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯 mind-blowing ikik

ANYWAYSSSSS we're doing this shit IDES OF MARCH STYLE, with me as Caeser incarnate (dw I'm better than the actual caeser) and @trans-cousin-offical as Mark Antony probably lmaooooo

EDIT: checked my copy of Shakespeare's Julius Caeser and uhhh Mark Antony was a good guy so @trans-cousin-offical is NOT Mark Antony anymore

Still deciding who Brutus is in this case tho

Anyways, you have three options for the revolution against me! /No pressure

A. You can join @trans-cousin-offical 's side of the revolution aka ppl who will stab me aka caeser

OR B. Join my side in the counter revolution and help me defeat these people who have wronged me, Ruler of the officalverse!!! :D

C. Remain neutral y'all have free will or whatever

Oh and yeah this event is now called

IDES OF OFFICALVERSE *airhorns*

Intropost cuz this is gonna be pinned for a while (later)

I'm not taking this too seriously am i

[melikedraw]

Thick thighs save lives and you KNOW my baby has them thickest

[isitamia]

Wdym I'll be 18 in 2 days

Nuh uh

[roohdaar]

And because you talk to me only in my dreams, I want to sleep forever!

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

I most be immortal. If not, surely football would have killed me a long time ago with its bullshit.

[roohdaar]

There are times when we unnecessarily take things seriously. Let Go. Live Free.

You're mortal anyway.

[classicpixie333]

IM 16 MOTHERFUCKERS!