#i'm jesus

[hale-my-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Only The Insane Do Not Have TDS !!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i found the meme that perfectly summarizes the current state of my familial relationships.

please note in this metaphor, i’m jesus

[ace-of-rabbits]

i love when it snows, and then freezes, and then snows a little more, so I can walk on top of the two and a half foot high snowbanks like Jesus of Nazareth walking on water

[suchamazingness]

In my house:

God is a 30- something year old white cishet woman

Jesus is a nearly fifteen year old white cis aro/ace girl

Satan is a nine year old white girl with a fidget spinner and a bad attitude

Hellhounds are two puppies and their mom who never stop barking and no one knows their breed.

[yu-gi-ow]

Is that my new name?

[onlyoneovaryohgress]

Me staying out of fandom trouble

[theboykingofhell]

in that when i was dying of my 3 day fever it was sort of kicking off what was starting as me rapidly spiraling downwards and ended with me being cemented into one long self-destructive depression period and that was literally my entire identity and i couldn’t even remember what i felt like before the fever, i didn’t even know who i was before all this shit had happened

and now i’m sick again, same symptoms but in reverse, the worst of it was about 3 days, and it’s the same deal. i can’t connect with the feelings i had before getting sick at all. the memories are sort of there but they’re evaporating and? it’s sort of like being back but also sort of like being a new person again? it’s weird

... anyway give me five seconds to dribble religious significance all over this because this Means Something darn it

[punkessitoblog]