Hello again, Jester! I know that you ain't looking for any applicants right now but that's not why I'm here.
If you ever get turned into a woman, let's say someone "accidentally" threw a genderbend potion at you... Would you let me treat you like a queen? I'll be loyal to you and you only. *I hand you a rose*
Look, I'm aware that this is so corny as hell, but I'm trying to rizz you up okay? Cut me some slack. I'm a terrible flirt.
I'd be the most beautiful woman... Still androgynous and you can't tell my gender but oh what fun~ *he rests his chin in his palm, fingers curling as he grins at the thought.* An even better diva. Ah right you're question. Maybe.... Maybe I'll even lift your chin up with the tip of my boot~ just so I could see you groveling underneath me
