#i'm wheezing

[cherylblossom]

[cheesewithleg]

@akanemnon ahem

[taffingtons]

so, i'm reading some of star wars: the clone wars: darth maul: shadow conspiracy tonight (talk about a mouthful of a title), because i miss my wife tails but i can only manage finger food atm. it's a kids-oriented novelization of revival, eminence, shades of reason, and lawless. (i'm very curious to see what it does with lawless)

and i think jason fry, like so many of us, is in love with sam witwer's voice. LOL

from a neutral POV:

this description makes me laugh tbh and i want to steal it. this is so good. the disrepancy of maul's appearance with his in-universe posh accent deserves more attention (especially with what it betrays about his background...)

but then, next chapter, blatantly obi-wan's POV:

STRANGELY BEAUTIFUL, HUH? i mean. i agree. i think it's an accurate statement. maybe not strangely but like. HELLO??? OBI-WAN???

this also reminds me that it would've been the first time obi-wan ever heard him speak. no wonder it threw him off. but still. BEAUTIFUL? MOVIE STAR??

[yourlocalavian]

Saw this on Pinterest, and it got me wheezing 😂

Also...

HELPPPPP-?!

[jollywasnthere]

Was no one going to tell me that IRL Mori Ougai/Rintarou had a daughter called Mori Mari and that she was a fucking fujoshi or was I supposed to discover that myself?

I hate life

[kissmyspaceace]

I AM POSITIVELY PISSING MYSELF WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS

I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS HARD OVER A GHOST CHAPTER SINCE THE GHOST OF NIHIL SHARTED IN CARDI'S OLDTIMER

we're so back

[uncultureddoubloon]

"Have you been denied marital duties?"

"What does that mean, sir?"

"When was the last time you had sex"

Excuse me while I go catch my breath and not drop a sharp knife on me or my cats while cooking dinner & listening to Captain Vorpatril's Alliance

[akajustmerry]

help 😭